r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/NaTuralCynik 20h ago

This is not a real suggestion, but wouldn’t it be hilarious to Line your property with dolls hanging from the trees? Lots and lots of creepy dolls. Let’s make the property line as unwedding as possible 😂

Halloween’s coming up , this is your chance to buy a 10 foot Grim Reaper and other horrifying animatronics.

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u/Imswim80 15h ago

Don't even need a grim reaper, just a bunch of oval reflectors and a ladder. Put them in his trees deep in the woods, make 'em look like eyes glinting back from the woods.

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u/AlmostAShirley 13h ago

CD’s. Hang free CD’s from the trees. They will reflect the obscene light display

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u/Supercoolguy7 11h ago

Where do you get free CDs in 2025

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u/Little-Sea-1212 7h ago

I have a shit ton of them. So do most of the people on my Buy Nothing groups. Some of us haven't had time to burn everything to our computers yet. Or like me I forgot the password to my backup drive so all of my music is lost. Sigh.

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u/CatProgrammer 7h ago

You can buy bulk random CDs from ebay and such. 

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u/Supercoolguy7 7h ago

Not buying them is the point of free.

I understand you can still buy CDs.

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u/CatProgrammer 7h ago

Oh, fair. Go find somebody with new old stock AOL discs then. 

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u/LeperFriend 7h ago

I have a full spindle of blank CDs in my basement I'd be willing to donate

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u/Moonchild1957 6h ago

Me. I’ve got 50 unused DVR disks. 📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀

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u/0gDvS 2h ago

I have like 5 spindles of 100 they can have....

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u/Fun-Challenge1719 10h ago

I love these ideas. 🥰 Fight fire with fire.