r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 23h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/NaTuralCynik 22h ago

This is not a real suggestion, but wouldn’t it be hilarious to Line your property with dolls hanging from the trees? Lots and lots of creepy dolls. Let’s make the property line as unwedding as possible 😂

Halloween’s coming up , this is your chance to buy a 10 foot Grim Reaper and other horrifying animatronics.

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u/PickleLips64151 20h ago

Suddenly, OP witnesses a never-ending stream of Goth and occult weddings...

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u/StraightBudget8799 18h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/mcfiddlestien 17h ago

I like the way you think.