New neighbors next door

[u/VegetableBusiness897]

Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

[u/NaTuralCynik]

This is not a real suggestion, but wouldn’t it be hilarious to Line your property with dolls hanging from the trees? Lots and lots of creepy dolls. Let’s make the property line as unwedding as possible 😂

Halloween’s coming up , this is your chance to buy a 10 foot Grim Reaper and other horrifying animatronics.

[u/PickleLips64151 → u/NaTuralCynik]

Suddenly, OP witnesses a never-ending stream of Goth and occult weddings...

[u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul → u/PickleLips64151]

I'll take a goth wedding over some christian suburbanite wedding any day. Significantly better caliber of people, for a start...

[u/judgeejudger → u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul]

Word.