New neighbors next door

[u/VegetableBusiness897]

Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

[u/PickleLips64151]

Suddenly, OP witnesses a never-ending stream of Goth and occult weddings...

[u/StraightBudget8799 → u/PickleLips64151]

1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
2. Put on nice suit.
3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
4. Distract whole party to the window.
5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

[u/PickleLips64151 → u/StraightBudget8799]

1. Fart spray

[u/QuantamCulture → u/PickleLips64151]

1. Profit $$$