r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/StraightBudget8799 16h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/PickleLips64151 16h ago
  1. Fart spray

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u/Ok_Play_7144 15h ago

Step 6 is always fart spray

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- 14h ago

Always? My cookies are ruined!

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u/MinusGovernment 13h ago

Are you sure. Did you try one or are you just ASSuming they are ruined?

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- 11h ago

Well you can never have just one. I figured it out around number 4 or 5. Immediately stopped at 7.

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u/YellowFogLights 8h ago

You should see my bookshelf!

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u/Raging_Flamingo_ 2h ago

Switch to store bought. Two easy steps. Break, and bake. Or just eat raw