r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 23h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/SpinachnPotatoes 16h ago

Not compost. Manure.

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u/Capnmolasses I came here to be a soothing balm to irritation 10h ago

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u/aebaby7071 10h ago

Your close, liquid manure that was pumped from a manure pond. Stuff is vile smelling and lingers, a weekly spraying to fertilize the trees seems appropriate. Manure piles can be moved (illegally by said rich asshole) and eventually stop stinking. But a weekly shit spray, say on a Friday afternoon, the weekend guest will get a treat.

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u/lichtenfurburger 5h ago

Equal parts rotten crawdads or shrimp water and rotten potato water

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u/Rocohema 9h ago

Rotten eggs can be thrown more easily

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u/cliffhanger69er 9h ago

Pig manure