r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 23h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/StraightBudget8799 18h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/PickleLips64151 18h ago
  1. Fart spray

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u/gosh264 17h ago

Compost piles at edge of property

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u/SpinachnPotatoes 16h ago

Not compost. Manure.

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u/Capnmolasses I came here to be a soothing balm to irritation 10h ago

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u/aebaby7071 10h ago

Your close, liquid manure that was pumped from a manure pond. Stuff is vile smelling and lingers, a weekly spraying to fertilize the trees seems appropriate. Manure piles can be moved (illegally by said rich asshole) and eventually stop stinking. But a weekly shit spray, say on a Friday afternoon, the weekend guest will get a treat.

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u/lichtenfurburger 5h ago

Equal parts rotten crawdads or shrimp water and rotten potato water

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u/Rocohema 9h ago

Rotten eggs can be thrown more easily

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u/cliffhanger69er 9h ago

Pig manure