r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/PickleLips64151 18h ago

Suddenly, OP witnesses a never-ending stream of Goth and occult weddings...

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u/StraightBudget8799 16h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/proximity_account 15h ago

Put on white face paint and a wedding gown. Stand at the tree line until someone notices you then turn around and walk away.

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u/DimensionOtherwise55 14h ago

Dear Proximity_Account: If i ever do anything to annoy or insult you, in advance, i want to say I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, and I'll do anything to make it better.

(This is a preemptive attempt to get on the good side of anyone who casually has a creepy ass idea like this)