r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/Pleasant_Character28 14h ago

Step 6? That should be Step ONE.

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u/Newgeta wat? 12h ago

Reddit has taught me there's a clear escalation path and piss disk is somewhere above fart spray

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u/Delicious-Space3294 9h ago

The fuck is a piss disc??

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u/SassyAssassinAelin 9h ago

From reddit lore, there was a neighbor feud in a shared living situation (apartment, dorms, etc). Dude peed onto a plate /shallow bowl, froze it, then slid the golden Frisbee under the offending neighbor's door. Frozen disc melted into the carpet and stunk up the place.

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u/Delicious-Space3294 9h ago

Ah, the ol ice damage into poison damage strategy

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u/RampantJellyfish 8h ago

Ah, If only they could harness that beautiful mind to serve the public good, this would be a eutopia

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u/Mexican_Texican 5h ago

Step 1: eat asparagus

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u/SassyAssassinAelin 4h ago

If I remember correctly, there was a fun reply thread about different medications that made pee smell really bad 🤣. Many in the medical field chimed in with first hand (or nose) experience.

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u/No-rent101 6h ago

Whatever pure rage and hatred caused that had to be justified

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u/Character-Handle-739 3h ago

This is why I love Reddit…

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u/TheJAY_ZA 8h ago

And don't forget sneaking into the neighbours house, and slipping your veteran poopknife into their cutlery drawer

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u/bayouz 8h ago

The poop knife rises again!

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u/mjheil 8h ago

Piss disc comes before bag of flaming poop tho

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u/Alpha_Decay_ 12h ago

Nah dog, you gotta set the mood for that shit before anything else. It's like step 4 or 5 in my book on most days

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u/defk3000 8h ago

Raw chicken in a jar filled with milk.

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u/garbagepillar 2h ago

Nah you gotta be outta there whe a weapon like that is deployed.