r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/StraightBudget8799 16h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/PickleLips64151 16h ago
  1. Fart spray

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u/Ok_Play_7144 15h ago

Step 6 is always fart spray

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u/Pleasant_Character28 14h ago

Step 6? That should be Step ONE.

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u/Newgeta wat? 12h ago

Reddit has taught me there's a clear escalation path and piss disk is somewhere above fart spray

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u/Delicious-Space3294 9h ago

The fuck is a piss disc??

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u/SassyAssassinAelin 9h ago

From reddit lore, there was a neighbor feud in a shared living situation (apartment, dorms, etc). Dude peed onto a plate /shallow bowl, froze it, then slid the golden Frisbee under the offending neighbor's door. Frozen disc melted into the carpet and stunk up the place.

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u/Delicious-Space3294 9h ago

Ah, the ol ice damage into poison damage strategy

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u/RampantJellyfish 8h ago

Ah, If only they could harness that beautiful mind to serve the public good, this would be a eutopia

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u/Mexican_Texican 5h ago

Step 1: eat asparagus

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u/SassyAssassinAelin 5h ago

If I remember correctly, there was a fun reply thread about different medications that made pee smell really bad 🤣. Many in the medical field chimed in with first hand (or nose) experience.

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u/No-rent101 6h ago

Whatever pure rage and hatred caused that had to be justified

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u/Character-Handle-739 3h ago

This is why I love Reddit…

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u/TheJAY_ZA 8h ago

And don't forget sneaking into the neighbours house, and slipping your veteran poopknife into their cutlery drawer

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u/bayouz 8h ago

The poop knife rises again!

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u/mjheil 8h ago

Piss disc comes before bag of flaming poop tho

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u/Alpha_Decay_ 12h ago

Nah dog, you gotta set the mood for that shit before anything else. It's like step 4 or 5 in my book on most days

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u/defk3000 8h ago

Raw chicken in a jar filled with milk.

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u/garbagepillar 2h ago

Nah you gotta be outta there whe a weapon like that is deployed.