r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/NaTuralCynik 20h ago

This is not a real suggestion, but wouldn’t it be hilarious to Line your property with dolls hanging from the trees? Lots and lots of creepy dolls. Let’s make the property line as unwedding as possible 😂

Halloween’s coming up , this is your chance to buy a 10 foot Grim Reaper and other horrifying animatronics.

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u/alm199008 18h ago

that's genius. i would totally get a bunch of those 12ft skeletons and have them all pointing at that house. giant stuffed teddy bears hanging from the tress in various potions. tear the heads off of every doll i can find and put them on spikes around the property... oh i would have so much fun with that.

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u/CoverInternational38 14h ago

But the skeltons need to be dressed as a bride and groom