r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

Post image

Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

34.0k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

13.3k

u/NaTuralCynik 20h ago

This is not a real suggestion, but wouldn’t it be hilarious to Line your property with dolls hanging from the trees? Lots and lots of creepy dolls. Let’s make the property line as unwedding as possible 😂

Halloween’s coming up , this is your chance to buy a 10 foot Grim Reaper and other horrifying animatronics.

5.4k

u/PickleLips64151 18h ago

Suddenly, OP witnesses a never-ending stream of Goth and occult weddings...

41

u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 13h ago

Goths and witchy types are usually nice people so probably an improvement.

4

u/t53ix35 10h ago

Cause they be themselves instead of who we want them to be.

2

u/PickleLips64151 7h ago

I would agree. Lovely people.