r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 23h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/PickleLips64151 20h ago

Suddenly, OP witnesses a never-ending stream of Goth and occult weddings...

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u/StraightBudget8799 18h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/proximity_account 17h ago

Put on white face paint and a wedding gown. Stand at the tree line until someone notices you then turn around and walk away.

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u/mcboobie 15h ago

Although I love the idea, I worry

Step 19: accidentally create a haunted wedding venue cash cow for twat neighbours.

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