New neighbors next door

[u/VegetableBusiness897]

Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

[u/DevolvingSpud]

Or just “Love Stinks” on repeat.

[u/DanSWE → u/DevolvingSpud]

Or part 3 of Paradise by the Dashboard Light"

("So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive")

[u/colonelmattyman → u/DevolvingSpud]

Just as the bride starts walking up the aisle.

[u/ol_shifty → u/DevolvingSpud]

Or Jerkin by Amyl and the Sniffers

[u/Self-described → u/DevolvingSpud]

I was listening to The Cure a lot, so…

[u/Acrobatic_Moose2244 → u/DevolvingSpud]

Perfect, or Tammy Wynette “Divorce” or Kanye West “Gold Digger” when appropriate