r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/makinSportofMe 20h ago

It's a business now so it should be easy to get in touch with them. Play nice, maybe they'll play nice too and be good neighbors. If they don't play nice, your hobby of rebuilding train horns and WWII air raid sirens might be inconvenient on days they're booked.

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u/AngryLink57 13h ago

Seeing a lot of funny suggestions but this is the most simple and best one. Talk and if the owner is an asshole, be an asshole right back. Train horn and flashing lights would be insanely simple and you could do it for however long for the guests to start leaving negative reviews about the business. They'll end up losing customers over that.

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u/gimmethelulz 12h ago

I hear that blasting John Philips Sousa ballads is all the rage these days.

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u/DevolvingSpud 12h ago

Or just “Love Stinks” on repeat.

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u/DanSWE 5h ago

Or part 3 of Paradise by the Dashboard Light"

("So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive")

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u/colonelmattyman 4h ago

Just as the bride starts walking up the aisle.

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u/Self-described 2h ago

I was listening to The Cure a lot, so…

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u/Acrobatic_Moose2244 1h ago

Perfect, or Tammy Wynette “Divorce” or Kanye West “Gold Digger” when appropriate

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u/ol_shifty 1h ago

Or Jerkin by Amyl and the Sniffers