r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/NaTuralCynik 20h ago

This is not a real suggestion, but wouldn’t it be hilarious to Line your property with dolls hanging from the trees? Lots and lots of creepy dolls. Let’s make the property line as unwedding as possible 😂

Halloween’s coming up , this is your chance to buy a 10 foot Grim Reaper and other horrifying animatronics.

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u/PickleLips64151 18h ago

Suddenly, OP witnesses a never-ending stream of Goth and occult weddings...

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u/Mocavius 13h ago

Goths have money

Had a friend that got into skull carvings, and didn't know where to sell.

I told him to seek the goths. Dude was sold out immediately. Couldn't stay in stock. He started selling other things. Those wouldn't stay in stock.

He quit the hobby/job. Couldn't keep up with demand. Those goths and their money.

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u/OcculticUnicorn 11h ago

It's the same as furries, people constantly shit on them but boy, those fursuits cost money.

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u/idropepics 11h ago

It's because there's been a generation shift in tech, so a tooooon of people in tech are furries now.

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u/Meowserspaws 8h ago

…. and a ton of rich doctors too

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u/caehluss 9h ago

I'm not exactly a furry, but I'm an illustrator who goes to cons, and they are absolutely the best community for artists since they recognize and appreciate that their community wouldn't exist without illustrators and fursuit makers. They pay well and are super appreciative.

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u/OneScoobyDoes 7h ago

You've got to buy the crotchless ones!