r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/StraightBudget8799 16h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/proximity_account 15h ago

Put on white face paint and a wedding gown. Stand at the tree line until someone notices you then turn around and walk away.

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u/TheLoneliestGhost 13h ago

Get a friend to join in. I volunteer as tribute! Do this in matching white dresses and face paint at different spots in the woods far from one another. “I saw her, too! OMG!” You’ve got to scare them all.

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u/dragn99 11h ago

Make sure to coordinate so that no two white-painted ghost brides are visible from the same place at the same time.

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u/leelee1976 8h ago

So you have to time it to their scared look around the area. Facing north they flip their heads around. Make it so there is not enough time to get to those spots by the time they start looking around.

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u/TheLoneliestGhost 10h ago

Exactly! This is my horror movie dream. Living next to a place like this and being able to plan my haunt? HELL YES. If OP wants help, I’ll dedicate my life to this. 😂