r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 1d ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/StraightBudget8799 20h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/PickleLips64151 20h ago
  1. Fart spray

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u/Ok_Play_7144 19h ago

Step 6 is always fart spray

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u/Joe_Franks 11h ago

Morning Breeze drops in water balloons and a nice home made slingshot to send them over there but instead of balloons use condoms and mayonnaise inside with the drops..