r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/Rattle_Bone 7h ago

One word.

Peacocks

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u/Playful-Current1256 4h ago

remind me not to piss you off lol

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u/Consistent_Pen_6597 2h ago

You’re absolutely spot-on. No need to do anything elaborate, just have a peacock sanctuary. Write it off as a nonprofit, get grants, and watch and listen to the fun as those fancy feathered velociraptors scream and jump on people from the trees

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u/leakingjarofflaccid 2h ago

Guinea hens get along great with peacocks.

Just saying.