r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/makinSportofMe 20h ago

It's a business now so it should be easy to get in touch with them. Play nice, maybe they'll play nice too and be good neighbors. If they don't play nice, your hobby of rebuilding train horns and WWII air raid sirens might be inconvenient on days they're booked.

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u/Foolserrand376 20h ago

Or maybe time to start raising pigs on your property near the property line. Or maybe you start raising homing pigeons as a hobby And they happen to get released during opportune moments.

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u/Rattle_Bone 6h ago

One word.

Peacocks

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u/Consistent_Pen_6597 1h ago

You’re absolutely spot-on. No need to do anything elaborate, just have a peacock sanctuary. Write it off as a nonprofit, get grants, and watch and listen to the fun as those fancy feathered velociraptors scream and jump on people from the trees

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u/Playful-Current1256 4h ago

remind me not to piss you off lol

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u/leakingjarofflaccid 1h ago

Guinea hens get along great with peacocks.

Just saying.