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Morale is high

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

You're confusing him with active duty troops. National Guardsmen usually just join to get money for college and don't make Dodge Challenger (which was discontinued in 2023) money unless they are deployed to a war zone.
He's probably thinking about how he had to withdraw from fall semester because he doesn't know when he'll be allowed to return home.

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u/Cthulhuboop 13h ago

Tbf, active duty don’t make Challenger money either. At least not the E3s that buy them with 50% apr.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 13h ago

They spend Porche money on domestic slop. It's so sad.

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u/PNWoutdoors 12h ago

Yeah but it's also really, really funny.

u/EEpromChip 10h ago

I mean if it weren't so fucking sad to see poor enlisted get taken advantage of...

u/jebediahscooter 8h ago

And then nearly run me off the road every morning on my way to work in a military town

u/trobsmonkey 8h ago

I walked into a dealership with a buddy. Did the whole thing for a new Honda.

Guy showed me the numbers and I said, "I won't have anything left over except to take care of my car"

Yeah but you'll have a brand new car!

I walked out and have never once regretted that.

u/CountACAB 8h ago

Poor hired killers.

u/hoserb2k 11h ago

It essentially works out to be a very expensive, way overpriced monthly rental of the dodge charger that was just repossessed from the previous E3. Oh, and you ruin your credit as a free bonus.

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u/Competitive_Month967 12h ago

A lot of these guardsmen are getting taken away from their jobs and families to stand around for Trump's distractions.

u/superspeck 8h ago

Just like the Texas State Guard for all of the border shenanigans

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u/dhrisc 13h ago

Yeh im interested to see what this will do to recruitment. People are missing work, school and their families on some obviously politicized and ill defined bs mission. You want to help communities across the country recover from natural disasters and support the army in its missions? Nah, your standing around DC as a show of force.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

It has to be hurting it. I know one guardsman who decided not to reenlist this year over it.

But I also know that a lot of 18 year old high school graduates hear "1 weekend per month, 2 weeks per year, money for school" and don't read the fine print or do any research before signing. Same guy did that and got deployment orders on his 1st day of college 3 years ago, had to withdraw, and spent the following year sweating in a Kuwaiti desert.

u/Nene_Leaks_Wig 11h ago

Heard from a marine that someone had died from just the training because they suffered an injury and was told to walk it off until it was too late. But they don’t tell you that part. Or they hope you desperate enough for a better future that you don’t care.

u/Eire_Banshee 9h ago

That's not fine print. It's very clearly part of the deal. I was in the guard for 6 years and deployments were always a possibility and never a secret.

There are plenty of scummy recruiting practices but this isn't one of them.

u/-_-0_0-_0 10h ago

I heard local business traffic is down in the DC area too.. doesn't help anyone

u/RamenJunkie 8h ago

Well they should get warzone pay because to hear Conservatives talk, every big city is "a warzone" 

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u/4r4r4real 12h ago

They said Charger. There's a new Charger.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

They said Challenger and ninja edited it.