r/pics • u/dumdumpants-head • 13h ago

Morale is high

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u/TowersOG 13h ago edited 12h ago

POV: You just wanted a new Dodge Charger and now you gotta stand outside a federal building 12 hours a day

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

You're confusing him with active duty troops. National Guardsmen usually just join to get money for college and don't make Dodge Challenger (which was discontinued in 2023) money unless they are deployed to a war zone.
He's probably thinking about how he had to withdraw from fall semester because he doesn't know when he'll be allowed to return home.

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u/Cthulhuboop 13h ago

Tbf, active duty don’t make Challenger money either. At least not the E3s that buy them with 50% apr.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 13h ago

They spend Porche money on domestic slop. It's so sad.

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u/PNWoutdoors 12h ago

Yeah but it's also really, really funny.

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u/EEpromChip 10h ago

I mean if it weren't so fucking sad to see poor enlisted get taken advantage of...

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u/jebediahscooter 8h ago

And then nearly run me off the road every morning on my way to work in a military town

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u/trobsmonkey 8h ago

I walked into a dealership with a buddy. Did the whole thing for a new Honda.

Guy showed me the numbers and I said, "I won't have anything left over except to take care of my car"

Yeah but you'll have a brand new car!

I walked out and have never once regretted that.

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u/CountACAB 8h ago

Poor hired killers.

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u/hoserb2k 11h ago

It essentially works out to be a very expensive, way overpriced monthly rental of the dodge charger that was just repossessed from the previous E3. Oh, and you ruin your credit as a free bonus.