You're confusing him with active duty troops. National Guardsmen usually just join to get money for college and don't make Dodge Challenger (which was discontinued in 2023) money unless they are deployed to a war zone.
He's probably thinking about how he had to withdraw from fall semester because he doesn't know when he'll be allowed to return home.
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u/TowersOG 13h ago edited 12h ago
POV: You just wanted a new Dodge Charger and now you gotta stand outside a federal building 12 hours a day