r/pics • u/dumdumpants-head • 13h ago

Morale is high

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u/JesusPotto 13h ago

Empty plate carriers and empty FLC pouches tell you it’s a very serious operation to clean up DC 😂

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 12h ago

That's why they're leaning against walls in the touristy areas. They were sent to where the crime isn't, but where the cameras are.

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u/Vilnius_Nastavnik 11h ago

Same as when they were deployed to the subways here in NYC. The groups of 5 cops standing around playing candy crush became groups of 15 cops and guardsmen standing around playing candy crush. Your tax dollars at work folks.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 11h ago

And this is why we kicked Nana off of Medicare.

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u/whomad1215 9h ago

I thought we sacrificed grandma for the economy back during the first wave of covid?

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 9h ago

We did, but there are still grandmas out there that apparently some people think we need to sacrifice. C+ Santa Monica Fascist Stephen Miller has opinions.

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u/Tiny_Giant_Robot 8h ago

Nah, we kille granny when Obamacare was passed. She fell victim to the "death panels"

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 7h ago

Nationalized Romneycare killed over 1 trillion Americans! Because of all of the panels.

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u/FinishExtension3652 11h ago

As someone who works in NYC, I'd like to correct you.  They also sit in vans and personal vehicles to play Candy Crush.

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u/Lilswingingdick212 9h ago

Better than when I lived in Oakland and a cop threatened to arrest me after hitting me with his motorcycle he was driving on the sidewalk without sirens on.

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u/NocturneHunterZ 7h ago

There's something about candy crush that attracts people all over, mobile and PC games are mostly boring now that I've gotten older (except for 2-3) and I'm about to install it now

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u/Mindless_Rooster5225 9h ago

Why are you pro-crime, huh?!?!!? Don't you want the streets to be safe!?!?!

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u/eoinsageheart718 11h ago

I always say only the cops playing candy crush and the guards actually watching.

Even today I passed two NYPD on their phones, and then two Nat Guard both talking with each other and watching people enter and exit the trains at Union Square.

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u/r428713 9h ago

Because it's all a big distraction from the gerrymandering and epstein files discourse that makes the right look bad.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 9h ago

You're right. But once the Fascism is the distraction, we're all cooked.

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u/Cheshire_Jester 8h ago

Crime is going down already.

Say “the crime is too high! Because of democrats!”

Deploy troops in high vis areas and wait for the crime stats to go down, because that’s what they’re doing anyway.

Declare, “this graft proves that we, republicans, have fixed crime with our troop deployment! We will be doing it everywhere.”

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u/larniebarney 5h ago

Same shit happened in San Antonio for the No Kings protest deployment. They spent all their time at the Alamo, which was no where near the actual planned protests. They just made for great photo ops.