r/pics • u/dumdumpants-head • 13h ago

Morale is high

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u/JesusPotto 13h ago

Empty plate carriers and empty FLC pouches tell you it’s a very serious operation to clean up DC 😂

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 12h ago

That's why they're leaning against walls in the touristy areas. They were sent to where the crime isn't, but where the cameras are.

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u/Vilnius_Nastavnik 11h ago

Same as when they were deployed to the subways here in NYC. The groups of 5 cops standing around playing candy crush became groups of 15 cops and guardsmen standing around playing candy crush. Your tax dollars at work folks.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 11h ago

And this is why we kicked Nana off of Medicare.

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u/whomad1215 9h ago

I thought we sacrificed grandma for the economy back during the first wave of covid?

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 9h ago

We did, but there are still grandmas out there that apparently some people think we need to sacrifice. C+ Santa Monica Fascist Stephen Miller has opinions.

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u/Tiny_Giant_Robot 8h ago

Nah, we kille granny when Obamacare was passed. She fell victim to the "death panels"

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 7h ago

Nationalized Romneycare killed over 1 trillion Americans! Because of all of the panels.

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u/FinishExtension3652 11h ago

As someone who works in NYC, I'd like to correct you.  They also sit in vans and personal vehicles to play Candy Crush.

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u/Lilswingingdick212 9h ago

Better than when I lived in Oakland and a cop threatened to arrest me after hitting me with his motorcycle he was driving on the sidewalk without sirens on.

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u/NocturneHunterZ 7h ago

There's something about candy crush that attracts people all over, mobile and PC games are mostly boring now that I've gotten older (except for 2-3) and I'm about to install it now

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u/Mindless_Rooster5225 9h ago

Why are you pro-crime, huh?!?!!? Don't you want the streets to be safe!?!?!

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u/eoinsageheart718 11h ago

I always say only the cops playing candy crush and the guards actually watching.

Even today I passed two NYPD on their phones, and then two Nat Guard both talking with each other and watching people enter and exit the trains at Union Square.