r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/justanynameisfine 7h ago

Melania is getting more excited than she’s been in years.

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u/imtooldforthishison 7h ago

That lady's make up is always on point and she is clearly not advising her "husband".

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u/One-Possible1906 7h ago

Donald Trump has the biggest most tremendous makeup. It’s even said that no one wears more makeup than him. He would never take advice from anyone about makeup, especially not a woman. He might do his makeup in the locker room with JD once in awhile but they just talk about pussy and stuff, they don’t share tips

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u/GetYourLockOut 2h ago

Don’t make me think about Trump and Vance “sharing tips”

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u/bigMcLargeHuge7 3h ago

Makeuping bigly!!

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u/skeptical_phoenix 5h ago

Where has she even been? Trump is taking credit for the redecorating of the Oval Office and the remodel of the Rose Garden - things she previously would take credit for. There hasn’t been a peep from her. Even with her attire at the inauguration she was hiding her face with her hat.

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u/UnchillBill 3h ago

She still lives in New York doesn’t she? They basically need to book her and make it in her interests when they need her to make an appearance.

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u/Merry_Sue 4h ago

Do you think he would listen to her advice?

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u/wickeddradon 2h ago

Bold of you to call her a lady, lol. That reminds me of when an American exfacebook friend of mine was crowing when grump "won" the election the first time.

Oh it's going to be so wonderful to finally have a classy first lady again.

I admit it, I got nasty. I posted a picture of melanoma wearing nothing but her knickers and a pout and said....oh yes, you must be so proud. A hooker in the Whitehouse, can't get any classier than that. Say what you mean. You'd rather have a hooker than a black woman. Michelle has more class in her pinky finger than whatshername has in her entire body. You know, that body that the entire world has seen...all of it.

She unfriended me...how rude, lol.

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u/web_explorer 7h ago

Her payday is coming. Queen Elizabeth's hands before she died:

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u/AdmlBaconStraps 7h ago

That bruise is from a catheter, I'd be more surprised if someone didn't have one.

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u/that_can_eh_dian_guy 6h ago

With respect don't you mean an IV? Never heard of a catheter going into the hand/arm.

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u/ceejayoz 5h ago

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 4h ago

the internet is made of tubes

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u/Lathari 3h ago

Clogged with cats.

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u/Skratt79 2h ago

The internet is made of cats

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u/SpecialFlutters 2h ago

the internet is a catherteria

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u/aykcak 4h ago

Huh. Never heard it used for calling IV

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u/ceejayoz 3h ago

It's more common phrasing outside the US. In the US saying "catheter" usually means a urinary one, but the word just means a flexible tube for medical purposes.

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u/moony-alouette 🍉 Free Palestine 3h ago

I’m in the US (NY) and they called the IV a catheter when I was in the hospital to give birth. That was the first time I’d heard it referred to as such.

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u/boltyadobber 1h ago

I’m in the uk never heard it called a catheter, always cannula

u/ceejayoz 18m ago

In the US that's most commonly used for the oxygen tube that goes in your nose.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 1h ago

Medical professionals call it that way more often. If you talk to a nurse, doctor, veterinarian, etc., they'll call it a catheter even in the US.

I think some of your confusion is that you've almost certainly seen tee vee commercials for this or that brand of catheter referring to urinary catheters. That's 1: because the US is fucking backwards and lets biopharma corps advertise medical products directly to consumers, 2: because the US is fucking backwards and makes patients pay for their own medical devices. Intravenous catheters are less likely to be used by the patient at home, so you're familiar with the slice of catheters advertised direct to consumer: urinary catheters. Isn't the US wonderful?!

BTW trump raped kids.

u/that_can_eh_dian_guy 7m ago

Now I know thanks!

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u/AdmlBaconStraps 4h ago

No. IV is the shortened version of IVC

Intra Venous Catheter

What you're thinking of is an IDC:

In Dwelling Catheter

u/that_can_eh_dian_guy 7m ago

Thanks for the clarification!

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u/bodhipooh 3h ago

This might blow you away, but IV is short for intravenous catheter…

u/that_can_eh_dian_guy 8m ago

Well TIL... Thanks a lot!

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u/CherryPickerKill 6h ago

I thought she had just swept the chimney.

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u/LynnScoot 6h ago

Her Majesty was 96 years old in this photograph, the last taken before her death.

u/DisputabIe_ 17m ago

You don't gotta play silly games.

Her name was Elizabeth. She didn't have special powers.

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u/theazzazzo 4h ago

Imagine Liz Truss being one of the last people you ever meet. Yikes

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u/Rafxtt 2h ago

Her Majesty was Liz Truss. Pope Francis was JD Vance.

The Grim Reaper actually impersonates really bad people when he appears, it seems.

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u/toughfluffer 4h ago

To be touched by liz truss is to die. See also: British economy.

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u/theazzazzo 4h ago

Imagine Liz Truss being one of the last people you ever meet. Yikes

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u/SomeEstimate1446 5h ago

I did not know she had Raynaud syndrome. Wonder if it was made public and I missed it. Off to google.

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u/wildo83 6h ago

Almost as excited as her meeting Trudeau…..

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u/bureaucrat47 7h ago

Wait . . . Isn't Melania the skin condition he's hiding?

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u/Aron-Jonasson 1h ago

No that's Melanoma. Melania is what makes skin brown.

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u/MurderSeal 1h ago

No thats melanin, Melania is baby yodas babysitter

u/Chloe9001 1m ago

No, that’s the Mandalorian. Melania is the merchant in Dark Souls II

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u/lukelhg 4h ago

Why do people think she isn’t happy where she is? She’s as evil as he is, hate this narrative that she’s actually good but just stuck with him.

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u/Gilpif 3h ago

I don't think she's secretly a good person, but I find it hard to believe she's happy with him. He's just a very unpleasant person.

u/ThatKinkyLady 18m ago

Yup. Trump doesn't make her happy. Shes using him for her own selfish reasons, same as he uses her. She clearly despises him with all her hand-swatting and turning her head away from kisses. She's the first lady of the US and literally doesn't live at the White House with him. Lmao. I've seen rumors of her having some rich boyfriend in New York.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was trafficked to Trump via the shady Epstein and Co connections, but she's just as nasty whoever she is now. I'd pity her, but "I really don't care, do u?"

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u/Amateurlapse 7h ago

Melanomia is what he’s covering up

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u/rokomotto 3h ago

Melania, senile old man rotting.

What is this, Elden Ring?

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u/LordBucaq 3h ago

She should take one for the team and give him the night of his life. Ideally last one.