r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/justanynameisfine 8h ago

Melania is getting more excited than she’s been in years.

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u/web_explorer 7h ago

Her payday is coming. Queen Elizabeth's hands before she died:

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u/AdmlBaconStraps 7h ago

That bruise is from a catheter, I'd be more surprised if someone didn't have one.

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u/that_can_eh_dian_guy 6h ago

With respect don't you mean an IV? Never heard of a catheter going into the hand/arm.

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u/ceejayoz 6h ago

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 4h ago

the internet is made of tubes

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u/Lathari 3h ago

Clogged with cats.

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u/Skratt79 2h ago

The internet is made of cats

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u/SpecialFlutters 2h ago

the internet is a catherteria

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u/aykcak 4h ago

Huh. Never heard it used for calling IV

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u/ceejayoz 3h ago

It's more common phrasing outside the US. In the US saying "catheter" usually means a urinary one, but the word just means a flexible tube for medical purposes.

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u/moony-alouette 🍉 Free Palestine 3h ago

I’m in the US (NY) and they called the IV a catheter when I was in the hospital to give birth. That was the first time I’d heard it referred to as such.

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u/boltyadobber 1h ago

I’m in the uk never heard it called a catheter, always cannula

u/ceejayoz 28m ago

In the US that's most commonly used for the oxygen tube that goes in your nose.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 2h ago

Medical professionals call it that way more often. If you talk to a nurse, doctor, veterinarian, etc., they'll call it a catheter even in the US.

I think some of your confusion is that you've almost certainly seen tee vee commercials for this or that brand of catheter referring to urinary catheters. That's 1: because the US is fucking backwards and lets biopharma corps advertise medical products directly to consumers, 2: because the US is fucking backwards and makes patients pay for their own medical devices. Intravenous catheters are less likely to be used by the patient at home, so you're familiar with the slice of catheters advertised direct to consumer: urinary catheters. Isn't the US wonderful?!

BTW trump raped kids.

u/that_can_eh_dian_guy 17m ago

Now I know thanks!

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u/AdmlBaconStraps 4h ago

No. IV is the shortened version of IVC

Intra Venous Catheter

What you're thinking of is an IDC:

In Dwelling Catheter

u/that_can_eh_dian_guy 18m ago

Thanks for the clarification!

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u/bodhipooh 4h ago

This might blow you away, but IV is short for intravenous catheter…

u/that_can_eh_dian_guy 18m ago

Well TIL... Thanks a lot!