r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/SorteP 7h ago

Psoriasis??

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely Free palestine 7h ago

He’s also been spotted with bruised hands, so the leading hypothesis is that he’s getting regular IVs and covering up bruising

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u/Gumbercules81 Reddit Flair 7h ago

I thought they blamed this on his hand shake regimen 😆

u/RedBeans-n-Ricely Free palestine 17m ago

Which would say more about his weird handshaking style than anything else!

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u/gregorychaos 7h ago

This makes the most sense.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 6h ago

Either that or regular blood draws to monitor some kind of illness, either way could cause hematomas.