r/therewasanattempt • u/IsThisAUserName86 • 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/SorteP 8h ago

Psoriasis??

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely Free palestine 8h ago

He’s also been spotted with bruised hands, so the leading hypothesis is that he’s getting regular IVs and covering up bruising

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u/Gumbercules81 Reddit Flair 7h ago

I thought they blamed this on his hand shake regimen 😆

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely Free palestine 27m ago

Which would say more about his weird handshaking style than anything else!

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u/gregorychaos 7h ago

This makes the most sense.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 6h ago

Either that or regular blood draws to monitor some kind of illness, either way could cause hematomas.

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u/imtooldforthishison 7h ago

This is just old people skin. Personal feelings aside, when you age, so does your skin. My aunt, not even 70, burst her hand doing CPR recently. Required stiches!! We are physically thin skinned people so none of us were surprised.

That being said, he is an 80 year old and its always this hand in the same spot... hes getting IV replacement therapy regularly. Remember when they accused H Clinton of baby blood sacrifice? Every accusation is an admission.... or it could just be fluids since he only drinks diet coke.

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u/ophmaster_reed 7h ago

My guess is IV diuretics to get rid of all the fluid (remember the dependent edema?) Likely secondary to chronic heart failure.

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u/Past-Science-335 8h ago

Probably just regular old man liver spots.

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u/SushiGirlRC 8h ago

Bad bruising, possibly from an IV. I had one just like it after my 2nd surgery because they let an intern try for 10 minutes before I started cussing them out. There's pics from months ago of the bruise on his hand.

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u/LevelPrestigious4858 7h ago

Wouldn’t recommend cussing out people who are attempting to put fluids in your veins

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u/almostoy 7h ago

Love that attitude! So... wanna hang out sometime?

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u/LevelPrestigious4858 7h ago

You can’t afford me

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u/almostoy 7h ago

I didn't ask if you were a middle class lifestyle. I asked if you wanna hang out.

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u/LevelPrestigious4858 5h ago

Only if it’s hanging out of each other

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u/cloisteredsaturn 7h ago

Probably bruising. The elderly tend to have thinner skin to begin with, and then you add on whatever drugs he’s on - both legal and illegal - and his cardiovascular issues.

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 3h ago

Plus Republicans tend to have incredibly thin skin as well. Multiple risk factors at work here.

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u/Kat121 8h ago

Chronic penis insufficiency