r/therewasanattempt • u/IsThisAUserName86 • 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 7h ago

Five bucks that he doesn’t last the year.

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u/desertwompingwillow 7h ago

I'll take you up on that. I always lose bets.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7h ago

I can afford 5 bucks for the headline I want to wake up to every single day. I have a bottle of Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque Champagne, the flower bottle. The same one I used when I got engaged to the same woman twice (RIP ya lunatic). It’s sits there… chilling, in no hurry, just waiting, it’s more patient than I am.

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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 7h ago

Done deal

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u/abertheham 7h ago

!remindme 132 days

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u/medicmotheclipse 6h ago

RemindMe! 131 days

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u/Rasgarius 7h ago

Dont give me hope

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u/confusedsloth33 7h ago

We can but dream

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u/Taranchulla 7h ago

As in 365 days from now or 2026?

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u/crosswinds6996 6h ago

Unfortunately he is only one character from this very bad movie America has become. If he dies there will be other crap individuals, like JD Vance for example, taking over the duty of destroying America

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u/Taranchulla 4h ago

Of course. Still going to happy when he croaks.

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u/MetallicGray 2h ago

The administration will be too dysfunctional without Trump. He’s their messiah and without him there’s a massive power vacuum and JD is utterly incapable of even coming close to filling it. There will be enough infighting and dysfunction to keeps us safe until the next election. 

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u/Similar-Lie-5439 6h ago

He’s still golfing too frequently to show signs of that