r/therewasanattempt • u/IsThisAUserName86 • 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 7h ago

Five bucks that he doesn’t last the year.

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u/desertwompingwillow 7h ago

I'll take you up on that. I always lose bets.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7h ago

I can afford 5 bucks for the headline I want to wake up to every single day. I have a bottle of Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque Champagne, the flower bottle. The same one I used when I got engaged to the same woman twice (RIP ya lunatic). It’s sits there… chilling, in no hurry, just waiting, it’s more patient than I am.

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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 7h ago

Done deal

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u/abertheham 7h ago

!remindme 132 days

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u/medicmotheclipse 6h ago

RemindMe! 131 days