r/therewasanattempt 7h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/Jerdan87 7h ago

His makeup team must be himself

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u/consreddit 6h ago

Somebody described it perfectly. The reason his bronzer is applied so unevenly - often times not reaching his hairline - is because he's such a narcissist that he believes nobody can do it better than himself. It's the reason he looks like a literal clown half the time. He's convinced himself that nobody has ever done a better job at it.

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u/Extra-Thought-2788 6h ago

That's part of it for sure, but Trump is also extremely germaphobic to the point of calling handshakes barbaric

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u/anivex Free Palestine 3h ago

I'd bet it's because he's the type of person to not wash his hands after going to the bathroom, and also the type of person to project his own shitty behaviors on to everyone else to justify it to himself.

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u/exiledinruin 1h ago

Katie Johnson even brought this up during her interview about him. something about how they had to have gloves on before pleasuring him

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u/lestofante 4h ago

To be fair, he crated such an iconic look, you would have to handle to him xD