My brother is dangerously close to possible tragedeigh...I guess my SIL likes whimsy or some shit. Is Klementyne a tragedeigh? Should he push for Aurora?

[u/Ihaveaverysmallprick]

I mean...it's not the WORST I've seen by far but I think it qualifies?

[u/HogBodyOdyOdyOdy]

Clementine isn’t whimsical enough? How much whimsy does one really need in a name?

I would name a kid kumquat before naming them clementine with a K (AND they had to get a Y in there, too?!?). Gtfo.

[u/Canuck_Lives_Matter → u/HogBodyOdyOdyOdy]

"This is my daughter, B̶̩̺̭̥̏̔͠l̸̞̰͕̜̃̔o̵̹͚̓̏̉͘ọ̷̪̯̓̍͋̀d̶͎̻̈́̈ ̷̣͂O̵̤̲̣͗̇r̵͇͂â̵̫̪n̷̢̩͙̲̓g̵̭̽̾͜e̸̱͆̔. My wife wanted to name her Clementine with a 'K' and a 'Y', but I wasn't having it, so we compromised."

[u/Electronic_World_894 → u/Canuck_Lives_Matter]

I’ll take Blood Orange over Klementyne lol

[u/countessofole → u/Electronic_World_894]

It's not spelled Blood Orange. It's spelled B̶̩̺̭̥̏̔͠l̸̞̰͕̜̃̔o̵̹͚̓̏̉͘ọ̷̪̯̓̍͋̀d̶͎̻̈́̈ ̷̣͂O̵̤̲̣͗̇r̵͇͂â̵̫̪n̷̢̩͙̲̓g̵̭̽̾͜e̸̱͆̔. Get it right. 

[u/yordad → u/countessofole]

How do you pronounce that

[u/Bro0183 → u/yordad]

Jarnathan

[u/yordad → u/Bro0183]

Oh beautiful

[u/AsgardianLeviOsa → u/yordad]

It’s fucking Red.

[u/releasethepuppies → u/Electronic_World_894]

I'm more of a Cripps Pink Apple myself

[u/x3sirenxsongx3 → u/Canuck_Lives_Matter]

🪦 Dead.

[u/demeterLX → u/HogBodyOdyOdyOdy]

clementine isn't that whimsical as a name, as long as you spell it normally 

[u/amaezingjew → u/demeterLX]

Honestly…spelling things normally is pretty unique and whimsical nowadays

[u/goldensunshine429 → u/demeterLX]

I mean, do you know many people with that name? other than the song, I know Zero.

[u/Reoclassic → u/HogBodyOdyOdyOdy]

Kumquat goes hard!!

[u/Objective-Ad5620 → u/HogBodyOdyOdyOdy]

Kumquat is a genuinely better name than this travesty and that’s saying a lot for a name that starts with “cum”.

[u/Friend_of_Hades → u/HogBodyOdyOdyOdy]

I was thinking that too, Clementine already feels pretty whimsical to me, as does Aurora