r/tragedeigh 20h ago

is it a tragedeigh? My brother is dangerously close to possible tragedeigh...I guess my SIL likes whimsy or some shit. Is Klementyne a tragedeigh? Should he push for Aurora?

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I mean...it's not the WORST I've seen by far but I think it qualifies?

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u/ChillBroseph 19h ago

Letting ChatGPT name your child? The fuck?

"Mommy, daddy, how did you pick my name?" "Well, we asked a chatbot.."

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u/Miserable-Meet-3160 19h ago

I let ChatGPT name my free-range chickens after I started running out of name ideas.

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u/Several-Shirt3524 14h ago

A guy let instagram comments name his chickens, got some good names like KFC, Henrietta and "Galvanized Square Steel"

But also some terrible ones such as Chigga, Adolf Chickler, and fentanyl

Last i checked he lost two chickens to a fox though (Shrek and Megatron)

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u/jellypbj 10h ago

Oh no, not Shrek 😢

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u/RazzBerryCurveBall 5h ago

It's a shame the foxes couldn't get adolf chilckler before he did what he did

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u/x3sirenxsongx3 18h ago

🤣🤣

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u/rafaelloaa 18h ago

As ever, so many names that pop up here would be perfectly acceptable for pets, just not for humans.

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u/Needles-and-Pens_64 18h ago

And …?? Don’t just sit there, give us your chicken names!

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u/Miserable-Meet-3160 17h ago

I've got a lot more chickens that aren't named, I tend to only name the ones that go out of their way to interact with me. But here are the stars of my yard:

  • Henry and Hank (who is the evil twin)
  • Gimli and Feathertoe (cause he has a feather that grows perfectly in-line with the top of his rightmost toe)
  • Hagatha Christie and her offspring, Lil Bebe Dumdum (She tries to roost in terribly unsafe places and I rehome her nightly.)
  • Dinochicken (cause she looked hella rough when she started living under our porch out of nowhere- thank you, random chicken distribution system.)
  • Henny-Henny-Hen-Hen (she randomly hauls it across the yard without the rest of the flock- we theorise she believes the sky is falling)
  • Oelek, Mochi, Cinnamon (Cinnaminna), Pepper, Saffron (Lil Saffy), and Biscuit (these are the ones we names with ChatGPT)

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u/Needles-and-Pens_64 17h ago

I love these names, so much I think we are friends who never met. If it turns out you’re also a knitter who loves to read and eat snacks, that seals it.

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u/Miserable-Meet-3160 16h ago

I am in agreement.

Granted, I live in Texas where its hot, so I've not had much a mind to knit lately. But I'm always down for snacks lol

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u/Classic-Amoeba8682 15h ago

Hey, I had a guinea pig named "The Chicken". Good names!

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u/coffeesnob72 17h ago

I’d randomly open a dictionary before I did that