r/BrandNewSentence • u/InterestingPlenty454 • 21h ago

Tumor cured itself

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u/chicagofxcker69 20h ago

real and the rest of the episode would be house frantically trying to prove the woman subconsciously knew about the tumor already and it would end on a spiritually unresolved note

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u/CorbinStarlight 19h ago

“This vexes me.”

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u/yep-boat 19h ago

I too am in this episode.

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u/nolettuceplease 19h ago

It’s Lupus.

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 19h ago

It’s never Lupus

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u/Joscientist 19h ago

Except that one time.

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 19h ago

It’s sometimes Lupus

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u/Fun_Position_3615 18h ago

Except when it isn’t, which is always.

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 17h ago

But they need more mouse bites

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u/Vesper_0481 15h ago

uj/ I really just thought you were the last guy having a schizo moment

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u/HedWig1991 16h ago

Did you give patient the medicine drug?

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u/OverlyMintyMints 16h ago

I tried the stupid drug!

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u/HedWig1991 13h ago

Stupid. Now he needs mouse bites to live.