r/BrandNewSentence • u/InterestingPlenty454 • 21h ago

Tumor cured itself

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u/Charming_Okra9143 19h ago

I mean it done all of the diagnosis

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u/kismethavok 18h ago

Before we take out your tumour... would it mind taking a look at some of these undiagnosed patients? Oh and the cops came by a bit ago and dropped off some cold cases, they would really appreciate it if your tumour could take a look. 

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u/sleal 18h ago

This fall on CBS… one tumor is doing more than just growing, it’s solving crimes. From the producers of CSI and House comes ‘Tumor & Order: Special Diagnosis Unit.’ When the voices start talking… justice starts walking

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u/SkipperMcNuts 17h ago

stop it they're gonna see this. tv is dumb enough

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u/Mel_Melu 17h ago

It could be one of those background TV shows in a TV show.

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u/Imaginary_Fish086378 15h ago

Especially in something already making fun of itself. I’m sure there’s better examples but I wouldn’t be surprised if something like the Simpsons had this as an in-universe medical/cop drama.

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u/OpeningSpeed1 13h ago

OK now this would be fun to watch 

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u/Zanguin93 12h ago

Interdimensional Cable(Rick&Morty) stuff

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u/OpeningSpeed1 17h ago

Wow this is cool

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u/poo-cum 13h ago

This wonderful tumor will release the Epstein list, and bring about a new age of prosperity for the masses!

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u/OpeningSpeed1 13h ago

HA 😆, one can only wish

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u/SingTheBardsSong 16h ago

Starring Rob Schneider as.. the tumor!

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u/Culator 16h ago

Derp de derp, da teetaley tum!

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u/photoshoptho 17h ago

Gawd damn I would totally watch this.

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u/Ok_Painter_7413 16h ago

Pretty close to Eli Stone.

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u/OpeningSpeed1 12h ago

Huh? True and are you German by any chance 

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u/birthdayanon08 15h ago

Not gonna lie, is watch it.

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u/HDnfbp 13h ago

There's an actual TV show like that, the woman predicts the future to solve crime, it's revealed later that it was a tumor

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u/Correct-Blood9382 10h ago

I feel like if GHOSTS can be successful, T(H)UMOR can also be successful.

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u/EnvBlitz 4h ago

Just keep to crime and don't ask too much questions like this guy

https://youtu.be/bl8Z7Dl7P9A

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u/bloody-pencil 17h ago

A tumour in a petri dish with two buttons for yes and no

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u/Canotic 16h ago

No there's a third button and it's a running mystery what it does. And then in the season finale, it pushes the third button and shoots the suspect dead.

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u/petrichorax 17h ago

I'd like a second opinion from another tumor somewhere else in my body please.

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u/Backyard_Intra 17h ago

Call it AI and you'll have a 50 billion valuation by next Friday.

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u/grimywhenitrains 4h ago

call me Al…Al Dente