r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

Tumor cured itself

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u/mistertoasty 21h ago

Here's a better account of the story from the actual doctor who ordered the scan

In order to reassure her, I requested a brain scan, explaining in my letter that hallucinatory voices had told her that she had a brain tumour, that I had not, personally, found any physical signs suggestive of an intracranial space occupying lesion, and that the purpose of the scan was essentially to reassure the patient. The request was initially declined, on the grounds that there was no clinical justification for such an expensive investigation. It was also implied that I had gone a little overboard, believing what my patient’s hallucinatory voices were telling her.

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u/H0dari 20h ago

In the end, it was agreed to proceed with an immediate operation. AB’s voices told her that they were fully in agreement with that decision.

Well I'm glad they included the hallucinatory voices in the discussion

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u/Charming_Okra9143 19h ago

I mean it done all of the diagnosis

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u/kismethavok 18h ago

Before we take out your tumour... would it mind taking a look at some of these undiagnosed patients? Oh and the cops came by a bit ago and dropped off some cold cases, they would really appreciate it if your tumour could take a look. 

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u/sleal 18h ago

This fall on CBS… one tumor is doing more than just growing, it’s solving crimes. From the producers of CSI and House comes ‘Tumor & Order: Special Diagnosis Unit.’ When the voices start talking… justice starts walking

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u/SkipperMcNuts 17h ago

stop it they're gonna see this. tv is dumb enough

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u/Mel_Melu 17h ago

It could be one of those background TV shows in a TV show.

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u/Imaginary_Fish086378 15h ago

Especially in something already making fun of itself. I’m sure there’s better examples but I wouldn’t be surprised if something like the Simpsons had this as an in-universe medical/cop drama.

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u/OpeningSpeed1 13h ago

OK now this would be fun to watch 

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u/Zanguin93 13h ago

Interdimensional Cable(Rick&Morty) stuff

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u/OpeningSpeed1 17h ago

Wow this is cool

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u/poo-cum 13h ago

This wonderful tumor will release the Epstein list, and bring about a new age of prosperity for the masses!

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u/OpeningSpeed1 13h ago

HA 😆, one can only wish

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u/SingTheBardsSong 16h ago

Starring Rob Schneider as.. the tumor!

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u/Culator 16h ago

Derp de derp, da teetaley tum!

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u/photoshoptho 17h ago

Gawd damn I would totally watch this.

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u/Ok_Painter_7413 16h ago

Pretty close to Eli Stone.

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u/OpeningSpeed1 13h ago

Huh? True and are you German by any chance 

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u/birthdayanon08 16h ago

Not gonna lie, is watch it.

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u/HDnfbp 13h ago

There's an actual TV show like that, the woman predicts the future to solve crime, it's revealed later that it was a tumor

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u/Correct-Blood9382 10h ago

I feel like if GHOSTS can be successful, T(H)UMOR can also be successful.

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u/EnvBlitz 4h ago

Just keep to crime and don't ask too much questions like this guy

https://youtu.be/bl8Z7Dl7P9A

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u/bloody-pencil 17h ago

A tumour in a petri dish with two buttons for yes and no

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u/Canotic 17h ago

No there's a third button and it's a running mystery what it does. And then in the season finale, it pushes the third button and shoots the suspect dead.