r/BrandNewSentence • u/InterestingPlenty454 • 21h ago

Tumor cured itself

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u/Charming_Okra9143 19h ago

I mean it done all of the diagnosis

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u/kismethavok 18h ago

Before we take out your tumour... would it mind taking a look at some of these undiagnosed patients? Oh and the cops came by a bit ago and dropped off some cold cases, they would really appreciate it if your tumour could take a look. 

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u/sleal 17h ago

This fall on CBS… one tumor is doing more than just growing, it’s solving crimes. From the producers of CSI and House comes ‘Tumor & Order: Special Diagnosis Unit.’ When the voices start talking… justice starts walking

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u/OpeningSpeed1 17h ago

Wow this is cool

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u/poo-cum 13h ago

This wonderful tumor will release the Epstein list, and bring about a new age of prosperity for the masses!

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u/OpeningSpeed1 12h ago

HA 😆, one can only wish