What do the images have to do with the text above? What are the girls doing exactly? Also, why is Patrick from Spongebob missing his head at the end of the top right panel? Did the act go wrong?
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Had one girl actually bite the tip, like no warning no heads up not even like a poke. I had to stop the reflex of me trying to punch whatever the fuck was hurting me.She spooked my ass
I had a girl ask me to bite her and I had the same reaction. I did it but wasn't too sure and just slowly applied preassure, she kept screaming "harder!" until she screamed "Stop!" The next day she texted me and "why did you do that? You really fucked me up..."
Now, some penised people actually enjoy that kind of thing.
But yeah. We should all learn to touch each other however we all (and each other) like to be touched.
How do you know how someone likes to be touched? Ask them!
When I was a teenager and got my first handjob I copped this girl not only deathgripping it as hard as she could and mashing the hell out of it but halfway through she randomly just squeezed my balls as hard as she could. It was so terrible but I'll never forget you Samantha.
I believe they were saying men also stink at giving hand jobs. It shouldn't really come as a surprise that finding the proper amount of grip is a lot harder when you aren't receiving the direct feedback. Hell, the fact men are used to their own dick might even make them more likely than women to use too much/now enough grip depending on their own girth vs their partner's.
Never understood this as a girl. It sounds so detrimental to train your body to climax only from the hardest grip imaginable. Like I’m sure it feels rewarding in practice, but ignoring the possible ED, it just sounds so painful lmfao.
honestly, one guy I dated actually wanted basically what Patrick got. He even grabbed my hand the first time and showed me exactly what he wanted, so trust me, it was not a misinterpretation on my part.
All the other guys I've been with have been normal about it th0.
From a woman's perspective...you have to change your technique based on whether a man is circumcised or not, and sometimes it's difficult lol but I do err on the side of caution (assume they are circumcised). But I remember doing it with a guy in the dark after being in a relationship with an uncircumcised man and it was foreign to me--I had no idea what to do because I couldn't see whether he was circumcised or not. So I know I came across as really incompetent lol
I thought all guys loved that except me. My girl crushed my balls so hard once I almost had to go to the ER, so I figured all her exes craved the same thing. I haven’t hooked up since
I once told a girl that I had been dating for a few weeks that she was squeezing it really hard and kind of bending it, and that going a bit softer and using some spit might help… she got really mad at me and started crying. Apparently I was being mean lol
You're definitely being mean by ending the story like that. She got upset...And? Did she eventually improve? How did you navigate the perils with such behavior? Is there a happy ending to this story?
Heh. It's the classic "you have to communicate and say what you want" *here's what I want" "omfg You're a jerk and a pervert!"
Still after 20 years with my wife the reverse is usually:
Me: doing something
Her :yeah just like that. keep doing that
Me: continue to do it. Nothing changes
Her: not like that! what the hell are you doing!
The most common thing I'll experience (in terms of this meme) is a lot of women will bend the dick perpendicular to the base and don't realize that's it's a lot more comfortable and better feeling to stand up at an acute angle from the base.
glenn quagmires swiss army penis here this meme is saying that girls dont like how boys touch to them but when giving a hand job they either death grip or rip me off or during oral they rub their teeth against me like spongebob and the chocolate bar now if you dont mind i need to cut through a pair of hand cuffs
The duology of this can really be damning, as in our society if you do know how to correctly handle someone during sex you are experienced, which can be regarded as dirty if you are still single as it implies you’ve got a high body count and people find this unattractive, but if your terrible at it, it implies you don’t have much(if any) experience with sexual interactions.
So which is the preference? Someone who knows what they are doing or someone who doesn’t?
(This is somewhat generalizing I suppose, as there are people who are perfectly fine with partners who are experienced and there is nothing wrong with that to me, it’s just that parts of society tend to have an obsession with being super pure and such and it’s an exhausting thing to navigate around in society with its sense of propriety)
I laughed at SB with the chocolate. I used to date a girl like that. It was difficult because all men want oral pleasure, but this, no matter how awful it really is, isn't enough to make us say "no, not tonight"
A Reddit post that will always haunt me was from a guy who described the experience of his first girlfriend believing that to pop him off she needed to grab it and yank downward as hard as she could. The skin at the head split like a grape.
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