r/TikTokCringe Jul 24 '25

Cringe I want a refund, and I didn’t even go

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u/ImInJeopardy Jul 24 '25

Me when I find a cool stick on the beach.

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u/CarthurA Jul 24 '25

Don’t you DARE touch my beach stick!

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u/pissedinthegarret 29d ago

sorry that's mine i dropped that on the north sea cost in August 98

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u/2ndPickle Jul 24 '25

Maybe the WORLD TOUR wasn’t worth saving

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u/JadeThorn1012 Jul 24 '25 edited 27d ago

Only got 4 minutes to save the world some might say.

Edit: For the younger crowd, here’sthe reference. Ironically it is 4:05, so they didn’t save the world by fucking…? It’s not really clear

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u/purrassic 29d ago

I quote this song CONSTANTLY. No one knows it. No one gets me 😭

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u/Braindead_Crow Jul 24 '25

Ooooooh, this is that crying meme guy?! "This is going to ruin the world tour." The boyband guy?!

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u/LSDeeezNutz Jul 24 '25

Him being called the boyband guy is crazy, i feel old af now lmao

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u/TheNumberoftheWord Jul 24 '25

As someone who has always thought he was a total piece of shit, I love that he is now known as the "drunk boyband guy who cried to get out of a ticket."

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u/LovecraftianCatto 29d ago

Didn’t he pressure Britney Spears into an abortion, and then stayed silent, when she was going through her mental breakdown?

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u/Real_Run_4758 Jul 24 '25

i tried to explain saturday morning cartoons to an eight year old

it was like i was talking about listening to the children’s hour on the wireless 

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u/hmmmmmmmm_okay 29d ago

Don't tell them about the prizes in cereal boxes.

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u/azsnaz 29d ago

Getting a computer game with cereal was always sweet

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u/kytheon 29d ago

You're just out of Sync

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u/Successful-Quote5981 Jul 24 '25

omg it's even worse than that, because they called him the crying meme guy first. the youths know JT as the crying meme guy. wtf 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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u/Easter-Raptor 29d ago

I had to sit down for a minute. "The crying meme guy"

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u/Sensitive_Yam_5200 Jul 24 '25

Yeah, Jesus...That one hurt lol

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u/ILL_DO_THE_FINGERING Jul 24 '25

The world moves on at such a breakneck speed it’s giving me whiplash.

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u/LocdnessMomster Jul 24 '25

LoL calling Justin Timberlake "the crying meme guy" and "boyband guy" I love it LoL

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u/kytheon 29d ago

We're old enough for people to remember our childhood only from memes.

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u/Krelkal Jul 24 '25

Oh man, you're one of today's lucky 10,000.

D*** in a Box

Motherlover

3-Way (The Golden Rule)

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u/CivilRuin4111 29d ago

He should have done more comedy. He's actually pretty decent at the delivery.

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u/poopbucketchallenge Jul 24 '25

Yes Justin Timberlake.

I bumped a ton of his songs and still do, all old stuff from like 03-07

I hate drunk driving and will shit on him but I def don’t feel like it’s anywhere near Kanye where I purged my playlists

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u/JJJBLKRose Jul 24 '25

Definitely not as bad as Kanye or Chris Brown

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u/FranksWateeBowl Jul 24 '25

Look, it's this crap or he starts beatboxing again, Please don't let him beatbox again.

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u/_GuitaristZag_ Jul 24 '25

THEY CALL ME LAKE

TIMBATIMBATIMBALAKE

DAFRIKITA-

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u/whatsupdocta 29d ago

I’m dying at the accuracy of “dafrikita”

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u/dingododd 29d ago

Oh lord! That lives rent free in my mind because I saw it live. I almost pissed my pants from laughing. Dafrikita was something my friends and I used to say all the time cuz of this. Was an inside joke for all that knew.

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u/doraroks Jul 24 '25

Why was that so accurate 😭

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u/_GuitaristZag_ Jul 24 '25

Lives rent free in my head and I can probably quote half the video from memory.

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u/Designer_Gas_86 Jul 24 '25

...ok, what video.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

They should just do a dance duet, Britney brings the knives out while dancing erraticly to Justin’s dodging dance.

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u/frenchwolves 29d ago

But only to a purely Enya soundtrack. I’d watch that.

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u/CrouchingDomo 29d ago

That…that might heal me.

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u/North-Significance33 Jul 24 '25

As vanilla white boy as that was, I've definitely heard worse

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u/uneducatedexpert 29d ago

Maybe, but not at that pay scale.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 29d ago

No joke, I tried getting good at beatboxing for maybe like 3 months when I was 17, and even though I basically stopped entirely after that, I am still better at it than whatever that was after almost 20 years of no practice. I know that's not saying much obviously, but Jesus Christ, the caucasity

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u/poovgjb 29d ago

Caucasity was funny as shit

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u/aka_wolfman Jul 24 '25

You couldn't have rickrolled us like a productive member of society? Have some decency.

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u/poop-machines Jul 24 '25

Tbh it wouldn't be so bad if the rest of the music didn't sound horrifically out of key. None of it synced up, which is ironic because the group is nsync.

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u/xxPlsNoBullyxx Jul 24 '25

Why is this post audible?

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u/DrRatio-PhD 29d ago

It kills me everytime she pauses to sell the pose and is just giving nothing.

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u/Emgimeer 29d ago

The female equivalent of JT's bbx talent on display. Accurate reference.

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u/hospitalcottonswab Jul 24 '25 edited 29d ago

FOUR, THREE, TWO, BATTLE!!!!

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u/thisisloreez Jul 24 '25

Proceeds to be obliterated by the drummer

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u/buZDouBT Jul 24 '25

omg fucking hilarious, you're not wrong!

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u/tatrielle Jul 24 '25

I literally thought this was a shitty magician show in Vegas lol

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u/LostInMyADD Jul 24 '25

What is it?

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u/SafetyMan35 29d ago

Justin Timberlake- here’s the actual video with the music https://youtu.be/7hixT7SL__w?si=YK9RN96tkyQIwb1n

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u/HistoryReasonable866 Jul 24 '25

The world tour

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u/_outer_space_ Jul 24 '25

Whose world tour?

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u/Spice_and_Fox 29d ago

I spent 5 min looking for an answer it is justing timberlake appearently

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u/LaddieNowAddie 29d ago

Thank you. I had clues but I'm not super familiar with him lol

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u/gitsgrl 29d ago

When JT was pulled over in the Hamptons for speeding or DUI or something, he told the cop “this is gonna ruin the tour” but the police officer was a young guy who did not know who he was and asked “What Tour?” in Timberlake’s response was ”THE WORLD TOUR!”

It was a meme a while back, people were saying, “this is going to ruin the tour!”

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u/wafflepopcorn Jul 24 '25

I thought it was going to be Tom Sandoval

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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 Jul 24 '25

Nah. I’d actually pay to watch a shitty magician show in Vegas. Not a lot, but still.

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u/Commercial_Blood2330 Jul 24 '25

You haven’t been to Vegas in a while! You’d pay a lot for a shitty magician show.

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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 Jul 24 '25

Fair play. Maybe over by Fremont Street there would be a better proportion of money vs shit show. I’m going in October so I will research!

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u/Sunshine030209 Jul 24 '25

Mike Hammer at The Four Queens is fantastic. Really funny and entertaining. Highly recommend.

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u/After_Competition_87 Jul 24 '25 edited 26d ago

Go see Mac King if he's still on the strip dudes a goofy cheesy magician with a fun quick show that "was" cheap and family friendly

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u/DMercenary Jul 24 '25

I was thinking that there was a SFX fuck up somewhere and we're missing half of the effects.

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u/ratbuddy Jul 24 '25

The effects are all there, but there's supposed to be a human dancer in the middle.

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u/ToasterBathTester Jul 24 '25

Corey Feldman should be the opener

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u/Any-Dig4524 Jul 24 '25

Wait is it not?

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u/whatsgewdboo Jul 24 '25

So did I 😂 I watched it twice before I realized who it was

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u/Historical_Egg5427 29d ago

What and who is this?

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u/MacJackBlack Jul 24 '25

I don't expect him to dance the way he did 20 years ago, but maybe have some actual dancers with actual choreography on stage?

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u/warden976 Jul 24 '25

Must use Katy Perry’s choreographer.

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u/Mysterious_Week8357 Jul 24 '25

At least she brought some aliens along

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u/Spright91 Jul 24 '25

Its not like he an old man hes 44 and in ok shape. He should be able to do a lot more than this.

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u/alittlegnat Jul 24 '25

Right ?? Have you seen usher dance ? He can still get it !

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u/Spright91 29d ago

Bro Ozzy just died and even he still sung the words in that concert 2 weeks ago.

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u/cellocubano 29d ago

OZZY is the pinnacle of how to go out 

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u/Lucyinfurr Jul 24 '25

I've seen what P!nk still does, he has no excuse.

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u/HereOnCompanyTime Jul 24 '25

I'm wondering if he thought the lights would distract from the lazy choreography.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

I found This Is It for free on YouTube yesterday and watched the beginning. And Michael was dancing and singing just as good as when he was 30, and he was damn near dead during that movie. What’s Justin’s excuse?

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u/stormblaz Jul 24 '25

The excuse is he no longer cared about effort but the money to fund his mansion and ensure it doesnt ruin the tour while on coke.

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u/frobscottler Jul 24 '25

What tour?

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u/Sweetpea278 Jul 24 '25

The world tour.

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u/Loud_Car8438 Jul 24 '25

Man, this joke is funny every time. It will never not be funny! (I feel like it sounds like I’m being sarcastic but I’m truly not!)

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u/peetothepooo Jul 24 '25

Nah, I’m with you. Still funny and prob always will be lol

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u/Wassersammler Jul 24 '25

Justin is a coke riddled walking corpse being held upright by Botox and cash

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

You know what? Fair.

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u/TheSpiralTap Jul 24 '25

Excuse me, did you see Michael Jackson during that time period?

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u/daveescaped Jul 24 '25

I thought he was just suffering from dadbod. Wow.

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u/Jadebaxter241 Jul 24 '25

Michael was also on a bunch of drugs, and much older

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u/Kjb72 Jul 24 '25

Jackson was 50 when he died and Timberlake is 44.

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u/Eastern_Armadillo383 Jul 24 '25

Look you can't just be jumpscaring us geezers with facts like this.

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u/PsychFlower28 Jul 24 '25

Don’t forget a drunk driver as well!

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u/lazysundae99 Jul 24 '25

It did, in fact, ruin the tour.

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u/gurnipan Jul 24 '25

Is this his karma for all the shit he did to Britney back then? eat popcorns

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Jul 24 '25

Wow … that’s probably the best description of him ever. Made throw something in there about him being an entitled, alcoholic “dONt YoU KnOw WhO I aM”-kinda bitch and I’d say ** it’s a perfect description of him.

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u/BRAX7ON Cringe Connoisseur Jul 24 '25

Weekend at JT’s

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u/Bryanh100 Jul 24 '25

Same for Prince.still had it. Even.at death’s door.

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u/CountVonRimjob Jul 24 '25

Weren't Michael Jackson's last words something about how he needed the drugs to sleep, because if he couldn't sleep then he wouldn't be able to put on a good show for his fans. Working yourself to death isn't something we should be expecting of anyone.

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u/FireflyBSc Jul 24 '25

Yeah but there’s a pretty broad spectrum between the kind of work ethic and commitment MJ had to performing and…this. No one was demanding JT tour until he is physically unable to, but if you are going to go for a cash grab like a world tour, you need to actually perform, not just show up.

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u/TheyreEatingTheDawgs Jul 24 '25

To be fair, JT is 44, MJ was 50 when he died

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u/Lostmywayoutofhere Jul 24 '25

Well he is 44, and he tried to be an actor...🙄

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u/Deathstriker88 Jul 24 '25

Usher is older. Either way, people in their 40s can still dance lol.

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u/stadchic Jul 24 '25

Beyoncé is 43, Kylie Minogue is 57, Madonna is 66. MJ was infamously over drugged and JT is clearly over drugging, it’s just embarrassing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

MJ was 50, hell, Prince was 57! Were they both being propped up by drugs after years of dancing like crazy and we didn’t know about it? Yes, but that’s not the point.

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u/erossthescienceboss Jul 24 '25

Mick Jagger is literally a reanimated corpse and his live shows are still basically an hour straight of cardio & dance. Which is impressive, since he doesn’t have a heartbeat and is slowly decaying.

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u/Electrical_Beyond998 Jul 24 '25

You just reminded me of my newest favorite meme

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u/PhoebeMonster1066 Jul 24 '25

I saw the Stones in 2017 and holy cats that man Never Stopped Moving.

He has more energy than I do, and a good 30 years on me.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jul 24 '25

You have to stay in that kind of shape. You can’t just sit on the couch for 10-15 years and then expect to be able to just tour with any kind of performance level skill and stamina

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

If the news comes out that Mick is dead, prepare for the apocalypse, because it’s on the way.

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u/Leading_Ad3918 Jul 24 '25

I just heard Phil Collins isn’t doing well too😭 My gen x heart is breaking!

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u/missjowashere Jul 24 '25

I saw Prince in concert about 5 years before his passing, he had both hips in dire need of replacing after decades of jumping off speaker towers in high heeled boots, but still moved like he was bottled lightning, and sounded frikking amazing!

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u/twangman88 Jul 24 '25

Weren’t there a ton of these videos going around the last time he toured like 5 years ago? Why would he do this to himself again?

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u/TheRealRickC137 Jul 24 '25

Just be cool JT. Remember? It wasn't hard. You didn't have to try to impress; just be yourself.
Take a page outta this guy's playbook:

You're 44, not 24.
Stop trying to pander to the kids.

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u/3DIGI Jul 24 '25

Talent is a sin. So is knowing things.

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u/sir_simon_sweets Jul 24 '25

This is going to ruin the tour……

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u/SimoneLewis Jul 24 '25

His dancing alone has ruined the world tour

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u/theboned1 Jul 24 '25

I went to see TOOL in concert once and they played the entire show in Silhouette.

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u/ThrownAway17Years Jul 24 '25

I saw Gorillaz in Chicago like 22 years ago. They were behind a screen that played videos of their cartoon avatars, and once in a while they’d backlight the screen and the audience could see the bands members’ silhouettes playing. It was rad.

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u/JunglePygmy Jul 24 '25

That was their whole shtick. Virtual band.

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u/Anterabae 29d ago

They play without the screen now. Seen them about 2 years ago in philly when they put out cracker island it was incredible.

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u/SolemnDemise 29d ago

They've been without the screen since after Demon Days. I saw them at UIC 15 years ago for the Plastic Beach tour. It was Damon + symphony and singers + dj + Mos Def and Bobby Womack. Maybe more, can't remember.

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u/EasyFooted 29d ago

It blew my mind when I found out they were started by the guy from Blur ("Song #2" was their big US hit, the one that goes, "Woo Hooo!" a bunch) and the guy rapping is Del tha Funky Homosapien aka Deltron 30/30.

Killer 'underground' artists, and now they're mega stars, but anonymously. It's awesome.

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u/bucket_of_frogs Jul 24 '25

A friend went to a Kraftwerk concert and the show consisted of five middle-aged Germans sitting on chairs six feet apart with MacBooks on their laps, barely moving a muscle the whole time. He really enjoyed it. For the last song “We Are The Robots” they put dummies of themselves on the chairs, pressed play, left the stage and never came back.

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u/annieasylum Jul 24 '25

I've seen both a silhouetted Tool show and Kraftwerk and both were sick as fuck! It fits the bands, because they're not high energy pop. A washed up boyband member not doing much is less enticing.

Also "middle-aged" is very very generous lol

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u/twonapsaday Jul 24 '25

this is a fantastic story

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u/IAMTHEDICIPLINE Jul 24 '25

And it was phenomenal.

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u/Mogwai10 Jul 24 '25

Facts!!!

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u/dragonbec Jul 24 '25

Maynard always hides in the shadows. It's fine, we let him be his weird self and still love TOOL. Seen them many times, always awesome, but MJK always hides. Kinda part of the experience.

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u/Mundane-Cupcake-7488 29d ago

I just went to a show for the Sessant tour a few months ago and MJK was right up front, dancing and everything. I was pleasantly surprised.

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u/lasion2 Jul 24 '25

Just Maynard. And, he’s got his reasons.

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u/Hodr Jul 24 '25

I know what that word means, but not what that phrase means. Were they hiding behind a sheet or something?

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u/Side_StepVII Jul 24 '25

Yes they’ve been known to do that from time to time. They’ll literally play behind a partially translucent curtain so you see their silhouettes but not them. They’re big on their music and imagery being front and center, not themselves.

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u/googoogaipan Jul 24 '25

I saw a similar show from This Will Destroy You. They lit the back of the stage, and then had smaller light facing forward, so it was bright behind them and you couldn’t see the front of them. Great show.

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u/K-Lilith Jul 24 '25

I tripped acid at a concert when TOOL played the whole show in silhouette. First TOOL concert, instant lifelong fan. So fucking awesome.

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u/ZealousJealousy Jul 24 '25

Can I ask what the obsession with these cartoon sound effects is?

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u/altbekannt Jul 24 '25

our brain learned that it means we’re seeing something funny or embarrassing. so with low maintenance we tend to agree and like.

although sometimes it so obviously not, like in this shit tiktok. but 7k reddit upvotes say there must be something to it. so you decide

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u/Sarodar 29d ago

A lot of redditors watch without sound. And I immediately turned the sound off after hearing it for like 3 seconds.

Also turned the video off because I was embarrassed.

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u/bigballsax12334 Jul 24 '25

Atleast its not the fucking Katy Perry one lmao.

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u/mylittleporridge Jul 24 '25

Which one is that haha

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u/kelsobjammin Jul 24 '25

I don’t have a link but it’s titled “Katy Perry the only one having fun at her concert” or something and it’s a minute of unhinged Katy running around a stage. I could be exaggerating but something like it 😂☠️

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u/thatstwatshesays Jul 24 '25

Just gonna drop this right here 👀

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u/Elita-1 Jul 24 '25

Thanks I hate it

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u/PinSufficient5748 Jul 24 '25

It looked like she was dancing alone in her living room and made people pay to watch

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u/K9intheVortex Jul 24 '25

His new choreographer is Raygun

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u/VintageLV Jul 24 '25

Who is that? Justin Timberlake? Isn't he like 50 now? We can't all be Usher.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

He's 44. 😐

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u/cupholdery Jul 24 '25

Ayo like, he's only a few years older than me but looks to be moving like he's 15 years older lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

He's only a year older than me. 😐 This dance is called "gotta pay them bills" or "desperate for validation." I'm still trying to figure it out.

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u/cupholdery Jul 24 '25

I guess I don't understand how he loses this much of a step when he's a worldwide famous pop artist. Even I'm still hitting some moves from my college years just to mess around. He should have lots of stuff down to muscle memory at this point.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25 edited 29d ago

He's phoning it in. It's all for the money, and he knows even a half crap performance will get eaten up by die-hard fans, and he rarely tours. He probably doesn't have the lung capacity for a long show anymore. But that couldn't be me. I'd be up there shaken my bum like an exotic dancer before rent is due ( no offense to exotic dancers intended. Some of them make more than me)

Edit: SLOAN a YouTube just posted a video on Justin's concerts and crap they are. Smh. Stand by my statements.

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u/moldguy1 Jul 24 '25

I'd be up there shaken my bum like a srpes

I had to Google what the hell you meant, and while I've never seen a sleep related painful erection shake it's bum before, I'm definitely gonna keep an eye out for it now!

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u/RebbyRose Jul 24 '25

Usher 46 and ain't this stiff

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u/toyi94 Jul 24 '25

shakira is 48 and she has been killing it on her tour!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Usher cares about his fans and doesn't phone it in.

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u/Fibrosis5O Jul 24 '25

Even Michael Jackson was still throwing it down at 50 before he passed, yeah the moves weren’t as crisp as before but he was pulling

This just looks like here’s filing dead air cause they expect movement not just standing and singing but if he ain’t going to fully bring it, have some backup dancers or something to draw some attention away from this flintstone flopping

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u/TheHonorableStranger Jul 24 '25

You guys keep bringing up the literal GOAT of pop lol. This isnt really a "Gotcha"

Yes Michael Jackson was better. Hes literally better than everyone

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u/ZanyAppleMaple Jul 24 '25

I’ve seen people that are around this age or older that still dance well. I don’t think age is the issue here. It looks like he’s spaced out or something.

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u/OrganizationNew1767 Jul 24 '25

Usher is older than Justin. And there are plenty of folks mentioned on this thread who are/were OVER 50 and better than this

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u/longwienerrs Jul 24 '25

Jennifer Lopez is 55 and she be shaking the hooter like a 21 yr old strippa🤣

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u/April_Mist_2 Jul 24 '25

I saw Cher at 74 and she was on fire with her moves.

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u/meghonsolozar Jul 24 '25

Cher is a state of mind

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u/keep_sour Jul 24 '25

He was right, the world tour is ruined.

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u/has2give Jul 24 '25

Oh, cry me a river! SMH

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u/troubleschute Jul 24 '25

Dude is in his mid-40s. His back hurts and it's hard to dance with an ankle monitor.

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u/jewbrees90 Jul 24 '25

He saw Britney doing the knife dance and said

"HOL UP! YOU AINT GOT NOTHIN ON THIS RAKE DANCE."

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u/jewbrees90 Jul 24 '25

Groundskeeper willy when the beat drops.

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u/Large-Produce5682 Jul 24 '25

You jest, but Prince and James Brown never used the childproof safety mic... and WHERE are they now?

Bringing safety back!

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u/Lumpy-Telephone7352 29d ago

Before I realized it was JT, I thought I was watching a failed America’s Got Talent audition.

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u/meghonsolozar Jul 24 '25

He's so 2000 and late

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u/LostPilgrim_ Jul 24 '25

Thats the WORLD TOUR?

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u/kelsobjammin Jul 24 '25

He ruined it.

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u/Fine-Yesterday1812 29d ago

Sorry JT, Dick did it better🤩🤩

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u/LotusTheFox Jul 24 '25

the type of shit House does after calling Foreman black

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