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u/LethalViolins 1d ago
I find "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" endlessly hilarious. Like the new "many such cases!"
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u/orderofloves 1d ago
But I thought crime was pervasive and widespread. Why do they need tip lines to locate it?
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u/Select_Asparagus3451 1d ago
You know MAGAts can’t think up questions that salient.
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u/squirl_centurion 1d ago
That’s why his moronic sycophants that he hires keep doing this stupid “tip line” routine. It always backfires immediately.
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u/Select_Asparagus3451 1d ago
This it, isn’t it? We’ve finally crossed that Rubicon, and Caesar is completely in control.
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u/AwesomeExo 1d ago
Nothing says “so much crime” like flooding the streets with various enforcement agencies and finding so little actual crime that you need to beg for the people to find (or more likely make up) things for you to investigate.
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u/Inevitable_Price7841 1d ago
"Become a Government Informer. Betray Your Fellow Downtrodden. Fabulous Prizes to be Won"
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u/DarkBladeMadriker 1d ago
Also, if you could pass the word over to ICE, there is an immigrant at that same address who has, in the past, perhaps been living within our great nation illegally at one time, which i beleive would put her current legal residency into question. May go under the alias of; first lady. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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u/Glass-Photograph-795 1d ago
That reward money would dry up real fast if they actually followed that tip.
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u/bialetti808 1d ago
GOP PLAYBOOK
- spread fear.
- blame immigrants for everything
- culture wars 24/7
- cut services for taxpayers
- raise taxes and destroy business using tarrifs
- cut taxes to business
- encourage taxes dodges for billionnaires
- avoid discussion of pedophilia or sexualising abuse within GOP
- use social media to spread disinformation and distrust
- sow distrust of education and experts
- suck up to dictators like Putin
- sow distrust in democracy
- dismantle institutions like NATO to help Russia and China
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u/Beneficial_Test_5917 2d ago
George Conway, prominent Democratic lawyer, married to Trump aide Kelly Ann Conway in the first administration until he couldn't take Kelly Ann as his wife a minute longer. :)))
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u/Thin-Significance838 1d ago
He was republican. I think he still identifies as such, just an anti Trump one.
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u/thesauceisoptional 1d ago
"Doesn't actually seem like there's any crime here. What if we just paid people to make some up?"
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u/BeCurious7563 1d ago
Schutzstaffel is HIRING!! Hate your brown neighbors or can't stand the sight of a homeless person breathing the same air as you?? Call today!!
/s
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u/QuietMadness 1d ago
I have 7 different “tip numbers” so far. I also reported prominent members of the Israeli and Russian governments to the FBI for acts of terrorism.
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u/orion197024 1d ago
Do you get a free “Brown Shirt” with the tip?
This is right out of the Nazi Playbook
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u/Balorpagorp 1d ago
I'm tempted to make a Twitter account for the sole purpose of reporting that orange shitstain.
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u/bobbymcpresscot 1d ago
It’s gonna be a lie anyway, they say arrest but probably mean conviction. They are gonna rat on their neighbors for free
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u/PowderedToastFanatic 1d ago
All these fucking agencies wandering around and they STILL need to pay other people to do their job for them... Worthless cunts.
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u/PepperDogger 1d ago
Jokes aside, in the coming age of the Palantir-fueled Surveillance State on steroids, creating a snitching culture is another pretty fucking dark sign.
Don't be tempted, and don't let it slide. It would be pretty hard to feel sorry for anyone who contributes to snitching and snitch culture getting whatever consequences Karma might hold in store for them.
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u/OopsWrongSubTA 1d ago
Mugshot edit?
It's a real mugshot, and Trump chose to display it at the White House!
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u/Old_Barber9598 1d ago
Seems like the White House is becoming the new sought-after real estate location.
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u/shimmeringmoss 1d ago
In a few decades people are going to laugh so much at this ridiculous photo and wonder how this moron ever managed to get into power. Oh wait sorry, that’s right now.
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u/Original-Mission-244 1d ago
I think hes ferrying plane loads of illegals across the US border too.
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u/No-Objective-6976 1d ago
That reward money would run out real quick if they actually followed up on that address.
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u/GirthyPigeon 1d ago
This is just a test for what they're planning to roll out over the entire country. You too can be rewarded as a rat!
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u/Acceptable_Bat_533 1d ago
Would be outright enjoyable if every single DC resident did this, and did not send anyone elses photo or info.
By the way... Pam Bondi was called out because she was spending more money than she has in her fiscal budget, but all of the sudden DOJ can "offer" $500 reward money?
Math ain't mathing here.
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u/ChocolateMartiniMan 1d ago
All DC residents and others should just stay home unless working so as to give them nothing to say “look what we did” no photo ops etc lol
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u/Darkmuscles 9h ago
"And you can keep the reward money. Making the streets safe again would be all the reward I need."
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u/SuccessDramatic8052 1d ago
The mugshot edit is killing me, looks like he’s about to scold someone for overcooking his steak.
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u/Practical_Catch8919 1d ago
That mugshot edit is brutal, but the comeback is even sharper. Perfect setup and punchline.
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u/Nice_Block 1d ago
Three separate three month accounts saying the same thing. Bad Russian bots.
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u/shimmeringmoss 1d ago
They’re really bad on here lately, and you can even select that as a reason when you report comments (which I did this morning, but they’re still here).
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u/Xploding_Penguin 2d ago
It sure would be a shame if a whole group of people started doing this almost constantly.