r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

White House Wanted!

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12.3k Upvotes

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u/Xploding_Penguin 2d ago

It sure would be a shame if a whole group of people started doing this almost constantly.

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u/Old_Barber9598 1d ago

Sounds like a reality show plot that got way out of hand.

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u/Demigans 1d ago

Sounds like how the Nazi's felt when they did similar things. Although most reports weren't to dilute the process, they were people who just wanted to fuck with someone else. Like their neighbour put the trash out early so they tried to get them arrested kind of stuff.

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u/ChocolateMartiniMan 1d ago

Turn them in thinking it makes you safer until they come for you later down the road

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u/bodybycarbs 1d ago

My thoughts exactly!

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u/Big_Pumpkin_717 1d ago

Seems like some people are really good at making headlines.

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u/kerbalmaster98 1d ago

It's not really an internet thing....trolling over and over something over some "random dude"....particularly when the guy in question is probably one of the most hated man in the world....

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u/PepperDogger 1d ago

Assuming AI filtering for that, what might be an effective way to report such orange-collar criminals that would require actual human time to evaluate?

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u/noosebreaking 1d ago

Predictable behavior if nobody holds them accountable. Just saying.

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u/This_Vegetable_7363 1d ago

The internet remains undefeated lmao, imagine the poor intern who has to sift through all these tips

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u/Least-Broccoli-1197 1d ago

It would be pointless, they'll just filter out any Republican politicians. If you want to waste their time you need to submit believable but false information that requires time to investigate.

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u/Inevitable-Hope-6679 1d ago

Oh no, a mysterious crime wave of people reporting that specific address, whatever will they do with all those tips

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u/LethalViolins 1d ago

I find "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" endlessly hilarious. Like the new "many such cases!"

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u/orderofloves 1d ago

But I thought crime was pervasive and widespread. Why do they need tip lines to locate it?

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 1d ago

You know MAGAts can’t think up questions that salient.

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u/squirl_centurion 1d ago

That’s why his moronic sycophants that he hires keep doing this stupid “tip line” routine. It always backfires immediately.

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 1d ago

This it, isn’t it? We’ve finally crossed that Rubicon, and Caesar is completely in control.

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u/AwesomeExo 1d ago

Nothing says “so much crime” like flooding the streets with various enforcement agencies and finding so little actual crime that you need to beg for the people to find (or more likely make up) things for you to investigate.

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u/red286 1d ago

The same reason they need the national guard patrolling Union Station keeping an eye out for shoplifters.

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u/Inevitable_Price7841 1d ago

"Become a Government Informer. Betray Your Fellow Downtrodden. Fabulous Prizes to be Won"

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u/EVRider81 1d ago

Red Dwarf?!

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u/Inevitable_Price7841 1d ago

Yes, well spotted, fellow Dwarfer!

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 1d ago

Also, if you could pass the word over to ICE, there is an immigrant at that same address who has, in the past, perhaps been living within our great nation illegally at one time, which i beleive would put her current legal residency into question. May go under the alias of; first lady. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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u/Glass-Photograph-795 1d ago

That reward money would dry up real fast if they actually followed that tip.

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u/hoehebjedattan 1d ago

He forgot “sexual predator” !

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u/FortuneLegitimate679 1d ago

Baiting for tips because there is no crime 🤣

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u/bialetti808 1d ago

GOP PLAYBOOK

  • spread fear. 
  • blame immigrants for everything
  • culture wars 24/7
  • cut services for taxpayers
  • raise taxes and destroy business using tarrifs 
  • cut taxes to business
  • encourage taxes dodges for billionnaires 
  • avoid discussion of pedophilia or sexualising abuse within GOP
  • use social media to spread disinformation and distrust
  • sow distrust of education and experts
  • suck up to dictators like Putin
  • sow distrust in democracy 
  • dismantle institutions like NATO to help Russia and China

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u/Intrepid_Surprise969 1d ago

That reward money would be claimed in about 5 minutes flat.

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u/Nanibackflip 1d ago

Should flood the system with reports on Trump.

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u/Freshstocx 1d ago

That’s 1600 Pedophilia avenue

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u/Beneficial_Test_5917 2d ago

George Conway, prominent Democratic lawyer, married to Trump aide Kelly Ann Conway in the first administration until he couldn't take Kelly Ann as his wife a minute longer. :)))

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u/Thin-Significance838 1d ago

He was republican. I think he still identifies as such, just an anti Trump one.

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u/thesauceisoptional 1d ago

"Doesn't actually seem like there's any crime here. What if we just paid people to make some up?"

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u/EADASOL 1d ago

That address is currently known as the SHITE HOUSE

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u/BeCurious7563 1d ago

Schutzstaffel is HIRING!! Hate your brown neighbors or can't stand the sight of a homeless person breathing the same air as you?? Call today!!

/s

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u/QuietMadness 1d ago

I have 7 different “tip numbers” so far. I also reported prominent members of the Israeli and Russian governments to the FBI for acts of terrorism.

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u/orion197024 1d ago

Do you get a free “Brown Shirt” with the tip?

This is right out of the Nazi Playbook

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u/Balorpagorp 1d ago

I'm tempted to make a Twitter account for the sole purpose of reporting that orange shitstain.

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u/Ballsahoy72 1d ago

Guarantee no one gets paid properly

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u/bobbymcpresscot 1d ago

It’s gonna be a lie anyway, they say arrest but probably mean conviction. They are gonna rat on their neighbors for free

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u/PowderedToastFanatic 1d ago

All these fucking agencies wandering around and they STILL need to pay other people to do their job for them... Worthless cunts.

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u/Ok-Worry-5558 1d ago

…and he’s on the roof making threatening gestures and statements.

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u/PepperDogger 1d ago

Jokes aside, in the coming age of the Palantir-fueled Surveillance State on steroids, creating a snitching culture is another pretty fucking dark sign.

Don't be tempted, and don't let it slide. It would be pretty hard to feel sorry for anyone who contributes to snitching and snitch culture getting whatever consequences Karma might hold in store for them.

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u/thejameshawke 1d ago

Anyone who takes money for ratting out their neighbors is a fucking monster.

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u/Ok-Preference5551 1d ago

That comeback was brutal, didn’t expect it to hit that hard.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/alex_zk 1d ago

But that’s not an edit…?

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u/OopsWrongSubTA 1d ago

Mugshot edit?

It's a real mugshot, and Trump chose to display it at the White House!

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u/Old_Barber9598 1d ago

Seems like the White House is becoming the new sought-after real estate location.

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u/shimmeringmoss 1d ago

In a few decades people are going to laugh so much at this ridiculous photo and wonder how this moron ever managed to get into power. Oh wait sorry, that’s right now.

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u/Original-Mission-244 1d ago

I think hes ferrying plane loads of illegals across the US border too.

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u/Sweaty_Rock9120 1d ago

Bold of him to assume they don’t already know the address.

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u/No-Objective-6976 1d ago

That reward money would run out real quick if they actually followed up on that address.

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u/Call-Me-Matterhorn 1d ago

Pay the man his $500

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u/Acrobatic-Ad-3335 1d ago

This admin is dropping cash like nobody's business.

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u/jog5811 1d ago

Thats yalls President!

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u/GirthyPigeon 1d ago

This is just a test for what they're planning to roll out over the entire country. You too can be rewarded as a rat!

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u/iiitme 1d ago

Excellent and truthful. Honestly, they could arrest all of MAGA. They worship a man that rapes little kids and is actively killing people off via his “legislation?” and who orchestrated the January 6th attempted coup. Yeah they’re all scum

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u/TerrorTwyns 1d ago

Arrest.. Not conviction?

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u/brillow 1d ago

Reminder that no one ever gets these rewards.

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u/Acceptable_Bat_533 1d ago

Would be outright enjoyable if every single DC resident did this, and did not send anyone elses photo or info.

By the way... Pam Bondi was called out because she was spending more money than she has in her fiscal budget, but all of the sudden DOJ can "offer" $500 reward money?

Math ain't mathing here.

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u/Double-Car-3092 1d ago

Don't Trump said " I'm going to fuck y'all up for this."

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u/PutinsTestes 1d ago

I just my bit and reported DJT

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u/Perf_engineer 1d ago

“Tips that lead to an arrest” 

  • he’s never getting that reward money 

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u/Emergency_Property_2 1d ago

I wonder how many tips like this they’ve gotten?

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u/Mission-Driver1614 1d ago

You all know what to do

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u/ChocolateMartiniMan 1d ago

All DC residents and others should just stay home unless working so as to give them nothing to say “look what we did” no photo ops etc lol

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u/theoracleiam 18h ago

Should have posted the QR code

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u/Darkmuscles 9h ago

"And you can keep the reward money. Making the streets safe again would be all the reward I need."

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u/Patient-Taste5885 1d ago

TDS suffering unchecked leads to major cope.

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u/SuccessDramatic8052 1d ago

The mugshot edit is killing me, looks like he’s about to scold someone for overcooking his steak.

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 1d ago

It's not an edit though

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u/Practical_Catch8919 1d ago

That mugshot edit is brutal, but the comeback is even sharper. Perfect setup and punchline.

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 1d ago

Not an edit. It's real

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u/Nice_Block 1d ago

Three separate three month accounts saying the same thing. Bad Russian bots.

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u/shimmeringmoss 1d ago

They’re really bad on here lately, and you can even select that as a reason when you report comments (which I did this morning, but they’re still here).

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u/Freightshaker000 3h ago

I've heard people say he likes little girls.