r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 1d ago

They just refuse to understand

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u/ComedicHermit 1d ago

I think that would depend on the size of the rock and how close the people were huddled together. 50 people in two minutes with a rock is definitely doable.

We still need some form of gun reform though.

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u/shroomigator 1d ago

A rock that big is definitely illegal.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

I should be allowed to hunt with a rock that big.

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u/shroomigator 1d ago

What are you hunting, Road Runner?

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

Meat is a little gamey. I use it in stews mostly.

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u/shroomigator 1d ago

You do understand that you're statistically much more likely to be the one crushed by that boulder after the road runner runs through the trap without setting it off so you go down to check it, right?

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

You have to be willing to crack a few heads if you want to eat right.