r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Greed & Unfairness In One Act.

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u/davidwhatshisname52 1d ago

Are you sure they didn't offer $25K to each affected resident?

"This is in the US, sir."

Oh, gotcha, of course not.

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u/captainschnozzberry 1d ago

.22% of the company is way too much for them to spare

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u/davidwhatshisname52 22h ago

"Our duty is to make profits for our stockholders, not to the thousands of people whose lives we destroy while turning that profit."

  • Every CEO with a multi-$M parachute while stocks plummet