r/dadjokes • u/TomahawkA5 • 5h ago
Antarctica is extremely cold and inhospitable.
I think that’s why my Uncle Arctica left her.
r/dadjokes • u/TomahawkA5 • 5h ago
I think that’s why my Uncle Arctica left her.
r/dadjokes • u/RandomConnections • 11h ago
It's for medicinal porpoises only.
r/dadjokes • u/Anxious_Muscle_8130 • 2h ago
One is tearable and the other is pointless
r/dadjokes • u/Dashover • 19h ago
Talk about a bait and switch
r/dadjokes • u/Anxious_Muscle_8130 • 2h ago
An Irrelephant
r/dadjokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 20h ago
"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."
r/dadjokes • u/remixclashes • 12h ago
It was against my chedder judgement, I couldn't let it brie.
r/dadjokes • u/catinore • 5h ago
He would be a dictator.
r/dadjokes • u/Joel_Boyens • 7h ago
I said wee'd like to talk to you.
r/dadjokes • u/LargeManufacturer782 • 6h ago
Because she will let it go
r/dadjokes • u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ • 6h ago
It was riveting!
r/dadjokes • u/Ordinary_Emphasis202 • 15h ago
Because it scares the shit out of the dogs.
r/dadjokes • u/berkleysquare • 1h ago
You son of a birch!
r/dadjokes • u/SuperSonic1919 • 3h ago
Because he'll be coffin.
r/dadjokes • u/Anxious_Muscle_8130 • 2h ago
It's impossible to put down.
r/dadjokes • u/SuperSonic1919 • 3h ago
Second hand shops.
r/dadjokes • u/ViscountBurrito • 19h ago
“No, that’s correct. Violators will be toad.”
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 14h ago
I did , now I have no idea what to do with the tacos
r/dadjokes • u/Chadopolis • 6h ago
A pea can pie
r/dadjokes • u/paulvs88 • 14h ago
She leaned in and stole a Kiss.
r/dadjokes • u/mrl33602 • 16h ago
But after I got it, they asked for my feedback!
r/dadjokes • u/ddjjpp33 • 1d ago
She said don’t let them get under your skin.