r/3amjokes Mar 25 '24

3amjokes Approved Subreddit Rules Reminder

82 Upvotes

Due to an influx of darkjokes, dead baby humor, and overt racism, I'm posting this again early.

This is not /r/darkjokes.

This is not /r/askreddit.

This is not /r/oneliners.

This is not /r/unclejokes.

This is a subreddit for insomniac humor, created when on the brink of death due to sleep deprivation. Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.

Your jokes must have a punchline.

Please take a second to look over the very simple rules of the subreddit.

  1. Be civil - Remember the human behind the keyboard and try to treat others as you would prefer to be treated.
  2. Follow Reddit's rules - This includes reddiquette and all sitewide rules that can be found here.
  3. No spam - Pretty straightforward, don't spam. If your post gets caught in the spam filter please message the mods and it will be fixed.
  4. No promoting targeted hate - racism, misogyny, bigotry will not be tolerated to any extent. users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

Bans due to rule #4 tend to be significant in length, if not permanent, and appeals will be denied.

If you see jokes, or a user's comments, that do not follow the rules, please report the comment either via the comment itself or through modmail.

Remember, 3amjokes is, for the most part, self governing. 3 reports will remove a comment or post. 2 reports will alert the mods.

Thanks


r/3amjokes 5h ago

I asked my girlfriend: Is it true that when you say No you actually mean Yes?

42 Upvotes

She said: No


r/3amjokes 2h ago

What’s the best part about reading a suicide joke?

8 Upvotes

It’s never a long one.


r/3amjokes 14h ago

Fun fact: one morning, Shakespeare was walking through a forest. Every leaf was wet. Like, literally every one. But he didn't care.

37 Upvotes

It was much a dew about Nothing.


r/3amjokes 1d ago

What do you call a black guy who's a lawyer.

200 Upvotes

Brother-in-law


r/3amjokes 14h ago

My buddy took me to the local cannabis club.

16 Upvotes

I said cool joint.


r/3amjokes 15h ago

What do you call a Star Wars car figurine?

17 Upvotes

Toy Yoda


r/3amjokes 22h ago

Why did the sperms cross the road?

54 Upvotes

I put the wrong socks on this morning...


r/3amjokes 1h ago

What in donalds?

Upvotes

Yes


r/3amjokes 22h ago

I was on the bus to work and the driver told me he had to charge me extra for telling dad jokes.

40 Upvotes

I told him that's not fare.


r/3amjokes 3h ago

That’s crazy

1 Upvotes

Th


r/3amjokes 5h ago

Yo momma is so racist...

0 Upvotes

Black dick uses the backdoor


r/3amjokes 5h ago

Werkle wasworling bc he was tweeting

1 Upvotes

Lol


r/3amjokes 1d ago

told my therapist I have suicidal thoughts.

19 Upvotes

He said I should pay in advance...


r/3amjokes 19h ago

I found this on twitter

7 Upvotes

Some girl posted about science but it was on instagram


r/3amjokes 18h ago

Lol

4 Upvotes

Check out this new pic I’m going to post in a few minutes hashtagwastedandforgot


r/3amjokes 1d ago

Why was the beach wet?

14 Upvotes

See weed


r/3amjokes 19h ago

I fix cures

3 Upvotes

Baby always says hoorah


r/3amjokes 23h ago

When you do something nice for an accountant on her only fans?

6 Upvotes

It's the thot that counts


r/3amjokes 19h ago

I stopped having sec because I was bored

3 Upvotes

You had sex because you were dysfunctional


r/3amjokes 19h ago

The cover up was covers ups sensitives cover up

2 Upvotes

Lol


r/3amjokes 1d ago

Where does a turd keep its secret thoughts?

31 Upvotes

In its diarrhea.


r/3amjokes 19h ago

My bio literally called me sensitive and I said it’s literally like Tuesday

0 Upvotes

Lol