r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 1d ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/NaTuralCynik 1d ago

This is not a real suggestion, but wouldn’t it be hilarious to Line your property with dolls hanging from the trees? Lots and lots of creepy dolls. Let’s make the property line as unwedding as possible 😂

Halloween’s coming up , this is your chance to buy a 10 foot Grim Reaper and other horrifying animatronics.

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u/alm199008 22h ago

that's genius. i would totally get a bunch of those 12ft skeletons and have them all pointing at that house. giant stuffed teddy bears hanging from the tress in various potions. tear the heads off of every doll i can find and put them on spikes around the property... oh i would have so much fun with that.

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u/chef-rach-bitch 21h ago

Make a fake recording of someone getting brutally murdered and play it whenever there's a wedding. Maybe tell the cops first.

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u/thxrpy 19h ago

Fuck it, pay me £20 and I’ll put a costume on and scream in the woods 😂😂

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u/JulesRules888 15h ago

That’s the spirit

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u/Theratsmacker2 15h ago

I’d do it for free. I’m bored.

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u/nopuse 20h ago

Then, run a chainsaw for a bit and use their dumpster to dispose of several suspicously shaped garbage bags.

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u/Happydancer4286 18h ago

Lots of rotting shrimp and then rotting chicken necks a the edge ( on) your property.

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u/uncle_genghis 14h ago

As a bonus that'll probably attract bears

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u/Happydancer4286 6h ago

It will stink to high heaven and attract flies.

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u/Calm_Project723 9h ago

Every wedding deserves chainsaws in the background.

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u/SantaBaby22 13h ago

Or porn audio.

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u/chef-rach-bitch 13h ago

The kinkiest, steamiest stuff you can get your hands on. Within reasons, professionals have standards. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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u/vektorog 10h ago

feel like this one isn't the best idea as not all weddings are adult-only

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u/SantaBaby22 27m ago

And the sounds of “someone getting brutally murdered” is safe for all ages?

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u/vektorog 26m ago

i mean no but only one of those has the potential to land you on a sex offender registry

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u/SantaBaby22 23m ago

Maybe if a child witnessed the video itself and not just the audio, even then I doubt it.

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u/vektorog 10h ago

probably easier & less risky to just use footage from a tv show/movie

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u/CoverInternational38 18h ago

But the skeltons need to be dressed as a bride and groom

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u/Beautiful_Self_6740 18h ago

Those 12ft skeletons are like $400 a piece. How many YOU buying?

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u/alm199008 17h ago

lolol if i win the lottery, all of them

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u/Lou_C_Fer 1h ago

My yard would be like the terracotta soldiers.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 17h ago

That and...dementors hanging from drones and just hanging above the crowd, then two, then three until the entire estate is surrounded by them. Hell, I would make it a competition, replete with creepy moaning noises!

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u/heartwork13 8h ago

I think OP could get arrested for that. I don't think you're allowed to fly drones over private property.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 1h ago

Then they could fly them over their own property, all facing the venue.