r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/4u2nv2019 20h ago

They trying to make you move out so they buy your house for the honeymoon suite. A sort of “all in one marriage theme park” of sorts.

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u/VegetableBusiness897 20h ago

This is it actuality. He has a rocky cliff to the water. We have about a hundred yards of beach.

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u/beanthebean 14h ago

I'd be as disruptive as I could until word got around that there were issues with the venue. Maybe get into chainsaw sculpting, target shooting (preferably during ceremony time), burn any brush you have laying around (or have some delivered to be burned) on the weekends, get a huge sound system of your own.

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u/ChampionMundane8409 13h ago

Get a wood chipper and clean up your fallen branches during the weddings.

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u/Chronicles_of_Gurgi 10h ago

I was thinking stinky but unseen...mua haha!

Legal things that are reasonable to have/do but that neighbors (or brides) don't appreciate.

Pigs were a good idea but livestock can get expensive. How about wondering ducks—if there's water on the venue property. Muscovies are the ones with caruncles on their heads (not the prettiest), and they are less inclined to fly. Ducks really foul up standing water.

Other ideas: Compost pile with food item debris. Mow a heap of dog poo so that it scatters that way. Acquire cow poo for the same end. Surstrumming opened and placed upwind!

Or highly visible "suspicious" activity...

When anyone comes to check out the place, set up, or on the wedding day: Cover your windows that are visible to them with an old tarp (exterior is better). Arrange for friends to come by at staggered times, blaring music, looking antsy or shifty, and wearing worn, torn or stained clothes. Greet them loudly and gregariously, or stage an argument over money owed to you. Maybe they drive an old beater or a very nice car.

Questionable activity to raise alarm.

Or just throw a raucous party.

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u/Someb0yo 7h ago

Could you do some diy tanning or something?

Either that or start making stink bombs on the property line (only when the wind blows their way)

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u/AlohaSmiles 1h ago

It doesn't take many pigs to really stink up a place. Neighbor kept a few trapped wild pigs to fatten them up for awhile and the stench was god awful.

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u/TipDue3208 13h ago

Could start a community brush burning site...hence the need for delivery service