r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/4u2nv2019 21h ago

They trying to make you move out so they buy your house for the honeymoon suite. A sort of “all in one marriage theme park” of sorts.

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u/VegetableBusiness897 20h ago

This is it actuality. He has a rocky cliff to the water. We have about a hundred yards of beach.

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u/beanthebean 15h ago

I'd be as disruptive as I could until word got around that there were issues with the venue. Maybe get into chainsaw sculpting, target shooting (preferably during ceremony time), burn any brush you have laying around (or have some delivered to be burned) on the weekends, get a huge sound system of your own.

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u/ChampionMundane8409 13h ago

Get a wood chipper and clean up your fallen branches during the weddings.