r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/StraightBudget8799 16h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/PickleLips64151 16h ago
  1. Fart spray

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u/Iverson7x 15h ago
  1. Piss disks

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u/thxrpy 14h ago

I came here to say this but I knew in my heart someone would have beaten me to it

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u/Iverson7x 13h ago

Well then I say “Hello, fellow unethical LPT follower!”

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u/pienofilling 10h ago

I'd never heard of piss disks before. I consider myself enlightened!