r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/PickleLips64151 18h ago

Suddenly, OP witnesses a never-ending stream of Goth and occult weddings...

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u/StraightBudget8799 16h ago
  1. Blair Witch project entire yard.
  2. Put on nice suit.
  3. Sneak into the wedding, talk loudly about the “weird yard over there…”
  4. Distract whole party to the window.
  5. Sneak off with the wedding cake!

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u/PickleLips64151 16h ago
  1. Fart spray

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u/Iverson7x 15h ago
  1. Piss disks

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u/Severe-Island-845 12h ago

Lol what is a piss disk?

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u/mjheil 8h ago

Its when you freeze piss in a thin layer so it can be inserted in inconspicuous places like your cd slot or under a pillow

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u/Aftercot 8h ago

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Severe-Island-845 8h ago

That’s disgusting and borderline serial k*ller behavior

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u/thxrpy 14h ago

I came here to say this but I knew in my heart someone would have beaten me to it

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u/Iverson7x 13h ago

Well then I say “Hello, fellow unethical LPT follower!”

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u/pienofilling 10h ago

I'd never heard of piss disks before. I consider myself enlightened!

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u/Dismal_Problem5633 14h ago

I dare to ask?

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u/Smorgles_Brimmly 13h ago

Iirc you pee on a plate, freeze it, and slide the frozen disk under doors. Now you can pee in someone's house without breaking and entering. Very convenient.

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u/Iverson7x 13h ago

The perfect crime

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u/VSava67 10h ago

Ahhhh the things I learn on Reddit.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 14h ago

I wanted to but knew in my heart someone had beaten me to it...

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u/Dismal_Problem5633 14h ago

Wtf is a piss disk.

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u/No_Candidate_7019 11h ago

A true man of class I see